Evan Diem AS Joke Doctor
@EvanOutOfTen
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your friend’s cool friend || singer + songwriter || wholesale purveyor of the Evan Diem family of products || love is real and inevitable || he/him
Syracuse, NY
Joined December 2011
New Album Out Today!!!! This never gets old. Distant Pulses is my favorite thing I’ve ever made; I’m so so proud of it; it’s the most collaborative thing I’ve ever done. I couldn’t be happier with it and please if you think anything of me: give it a shot.
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RT @EvanOutOfTen: The Bee Movie 2: Back To Bees Nest.
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RT @EvanOutOfTen: Just thought of a British science fiction horror movie:. Eat Tea; with The Extra Terrestrials. “In space, no one here use….
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As Jackson Browne so nearly sang.
Doctor! My Humors!.
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no no, self-obsession is called "being vain" not– .yk what nvm.
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I can’t even tell if this is rage bait or if people think it’s cute because they’ve never once examined if their obsession with dogs is insane or not. YOU’RE EATING STOP PUTTING YOUR HANDS IN A DOG’S MOUTH.
When the boys go out for pizza and one buddy brings his dog… now the dog scored the prime begging spot at the table 😂🍕
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It’s crazy to think that people will be like “Ancient Egyptians used the pyramids to time travel” but then believe vaccines are too risky. Like surely time travel is more advanced and dangerous science????.
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RT @EvanOutOfTen: When you see your old friend at the store 😂😩😭🤪 . 🔊 [Old Friend At The Store by Low Ceilings]
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RT @latkedelrey: americans love to be like. “i have a wet cough. i’m getting on a plane”.
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It’s actually so dangerous to text and drive if you’re not doing swipe.
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I got my blood drawn yesterday, I’m never going to vampire bingo ever again.
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RT @EvanOutOfTen: Some of y’all’s relationships are Nepal as fuck (two red flags on top of each other).
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RT @EvanOutOfTen: I feel like I know a dozen people off the top of my head who would wear these
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RT @EvanOutOfTen: Party at the Runescape dance club, everybody’s grinding.
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RT @EvanOutOfTen: mfs with perfect pitch be like “your soda’s flat”.
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RT @EvanOutOfTen: Musicians will tell you "𝘱𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘰 is soft" and yet when you drop one on them they die???.
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RT @EvanOutOfTen: my dog was getting old so we sent him to a farm upstate that kills dogs.
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RT @EvanOutOfTen: Y’all been to the Prometheus restaurant? I heard the takeaway was fire and I had to get something delivered.
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