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Today, my baby girl is 10 🥹

So in medicine there's a type of feeding tube called a PEG (percutaneous endoscopic gastrostomy) tube and today someone said "so when are they getting pegged" and the way the entire room whipped their head around and said "please do not word it like that" I'm fucking crying.

This💀😇🤣

Men talk about the friend zone a lot but something that doesn't get talk about is the pain you feel as a woman when you realise you didn't have a friend... You had a man pretending to care for you so he could sleep with you. 🥺🤦🏾‍♂️

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Wait- I had never thought of this crossover! 😹 More of it please! #ikepri

Hey here are my other contacts as I'll probably be leaving this app prior to the new TOS updates. I love you all and hope to keep in touch with as many of you as possible 🩷😞🫂

a guy at the gym asked for my number. i gave an unapologetic no and he replied "that's not a problem, have a great evening". there are an unimaginable amount of people who won't understand how refreshing that is. this post is for those people to take note

“Seatbelts don’t save every life so we shouldn’t wear them at all.” - how you hoes sound talking to me, an infectious disease epidemiologist, about vaccines.

Minimum wage workers fight for a living wage MAGA: “Should have gotten an education! No one forced you to take crappy jobs!” Worker takes out student loan to get a better job & struggles with debt MAGA: “No one forced you to take out loans” The system is rigged.

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Firefly (2002) is still one of the best sci fi shows ever made. Cancelled after a single season thanks to Fox airing episodes out of order, it somehow built a richer universe and more lived in characters than shows that ran for years.

Haha, so true🤣❤️

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Omg south Korea might be the first country that will cease to exist due to low birth rates. One feminist stated “If the world born from my body oppresses me, I will not let that world exist”. Stay with me ladies. We have too much power in our hands

Y'all, do not do this. They already have to touch people's nasty ass feet. This is just disrespectful as fuck.

Stop sharing videos of people suffering. Stop filming people suffering. Other people’s struggles are not for your profit or gain. If you really wanted to help, you would consider that person’s feelings and be discreet. Y’all just look like assholes

opening emergency comms at reduced prices !! good for presents and i can do a 1 -2 day turnaround #yumetwt will draw - yume, armor won't draw - minors in relationships or anything similar

so are my fingers just getting clumsier or are this app’s touch targets way too small?? because it seems implausible any UI dev worth their salt would make it this difficult to tap the correct buttons

Men: we want 50:50 Women: ok? Men: so I work, you work, we split all bills 50/50 Women: yep ok. And you’ll go 50% of the childcare and housework? Men: no! I have to work I’ll be too tired Women: so I’ll work part time? Men: yes Women: so you’ll pay for more than 50% Men: no