Tony Stark quit being Iron Man in like 4 separate movies and every summer he was right back until it killed him, that lady gotta realize Tom Brady dying on that field
“Tell your brother I said LeBron back on his bullshit he’ll know what it means lol. I remember that was always his favorite, like you were mine. Merry Christmas”
Now that Lil Baby said he never heard from Kanye I don’t even think he tried to call, he just said “I WANT TO WORK WITH LIL BABY” out loud like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy
Finished that Manti Te’o doc and my takeaway is he was just too polite and religious for his own good, if he just asked for some nudes once this wouldn’t have happened
The worst thing about Steph busting your ass is he credits Jesus with half the work after the game. God’s plan is to embarrass me in front of my family?
Batman will fuck a henchman’s spine up for simply trying to feed his family by putting some boxes on a truck for the Joker, but when the clown prince of crime get to murdering he wants to do things by the book
That video of that nigga crying for R. Kelly killed me “y’all acting like this man the number one pedophile in the world” I haven’t checked the leaderboard lately but I’m confident he’s pretty fucking close
If Kawhi’s girl was to press him about the strip club he’s too matter of fact to even try to smooth it over
“What the fuck y’all doing in there anyway?”
“We were there to see breasts”