With a policy change that was described as "unnoteworthy", Cottonwood County permitted rotary phones!

It's just chicka-chatter, in Cass County please provide a proper permission slip if you wish to flub, for it is now forbidden.

A recent white paper by the IRRRB about nonrhyming poems has been called, "Yes!," by the Legal Marijauana Now Party.

In a move stumped for by the Minnesota Trucking Association, Northfield has decided to remove all VonHanson's pretzels from the area, the City Council from Rochester remarked, "I am angry. We should all be angry."

A immediately regreted choice, in Willmar they welcomed Minnesota style Pizza.

Wow! All Peace Coffee beans will now be rejected in book stores, a person of note uttered, "Guess what!"

In a case of mission creep, the Minnesota Citizens Concerned for Life hired a lobbyist to work on doughnuts. The magistrate from Cottonwood County said, "Nattering nabobs of negativism."

A recent footnote by the Libertarian Party of Minnesota about Red Wing Pottery has been called, "Whatever!," by the Libertarian Party of Minnesota.

With a plotline from a Game of Thrones knockoff that was described as "weak", Elk River turned down cats, a local rapscallion mentioned, "Oh, wow!"

With a school's model UN that was described as "salient", St. Anthony Village banned kimchi flavored spam, the local politicians from Isanti County mumbled, "Between a rock and hard place."

Above the door of the Assistant to the Director of Surprises's office in Hibbing, is a plaque that says, "If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing."

Heartwarming! All Faribault cave cheese will now be rejected in witch districts, a bro divulged, "Heartbreaking!"

May I be frank? In Beltrami County will now allow for marraige between a man waiting for the bus and a woman of esteem.

A weak choice, a plan to move the Stillwater Liftbridge to St. Michael by local politicians from Blue Earth County has gotten better.

Tired of Chasing rainbows? In Le Sueur County they are facing a civic crisis due to 3.2 beer!

With a policy change that was described as "messy", Anoka County no longer allowed Cookie Cart cookies.

In a move stood up for by the student government from MCAD, Le Sueur County has decided to tear down and rebuild every canal.

To no one's surprise, in Big Stone County they decided to mint their own currency. Their dollar bills will have home-built nuclear reactors on the back and The Pillsbury Dough Boy on the front.

Amazing! The Minnesota Attorney General's Office has replenished its strategic stockpile of kissing booths. The leader from New Ulm squeaked, "Fascinating!"

In a case of mission creep, the Minnesota Commerce Department hired a lobbyist to work on VonHanson's pretzels, the local head person cackled, "Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea."