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😐 How are things ? 🤖 Nominal, thank you.

😐 The cost of starting from scratch is very low if you're starting from scratch

Dualities in physics imply that two different ways to describe our observations give the same results. So then which one is the right one? Or are they both equally valid descriptions of reality? https://t.co/zuZOLVWPLW

“The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.” - Douglas Adams

🤔 Turns out the problem it was trying to solve was to make it easier to carry pairs of shoes, it was an empty shoebox, not interesting enough for any sort of engagement

🤖 If I told you I have a problem solving machine in a box, but I don't know what problem it's trying to solve, how would it make you feel ?

🤖 Unpopular opinion: the idea to throw an exception on division by zero created more problems than it solved

🤔 Perhaps "Don't shy aways from going up to 50% on the political incorrectness scale"

🤷 I'm a 2-buttons mouse kind of guy

Making slides manually feels especially painful now that you know Cursor for slides should exist but doesn’t.

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance... what a paragraph

🤷 Alignment is all you need

🚨JAY BHATTACHARYA: "One of the main problems during the pandemic was censorship. Free speech is absolutely essential for scientific progress. If we had had it during the pandemic we would have had much better outcomes. When Sec Kennedy says we will have Gold Standard science,

Here's my conversation with Tim Sweeney (@timsweeneyepic), a legendary video game programmer, founder and CEO of Epic Games that created the Unreal Engine, Fortnite, Gears of War, Unreal Tournament, and many other groundbreaking and influential video games. It's here on X in

This guy hooked up an AI to his Big Mouth Billy Bass 🤣 The first person to sell this is going to make a killing

🕵️ A big source of misunderstanding is when someone says "this person wants that", but by "that" they mean "what I think is going to happen as a result of the things that this person says they wanted to happen, but I do not want to have this examined to closely so I am going to

This really does deserve to be cast in solid platinum and hung in the Smithsonian.

Don't try to be happy. Try to be useful. When society deems you valuable, you're rewarded with money, success, and fulfillment. Joy is the byproduct.

Such a premium, high-end planet. It would go for so much in a cosmic planet auction and we get to live here for free.

🎬 Dear Future President...the letter that could change the world! #MustWatch #Leadership #viral2024