Mårten Englin
@EnglinMrten
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Joined April 2013
In honor of the season all masturbation will be sin-free through Christmas. Happy holidays!
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Exactly what Jesus would say.
Evangelical leader: Going after Saudi Arabia for journalist's disappearance not worth risking "$100 billion worth of arms sales" https://t.co/rJEn2d0oUR
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I decided to just teach my son to respect women. Fewer things to buy.
If you have a son, make sure you buy him a note pad, a body camera, & a recording device. Get him a battery pack too so he can always protect himself with video evidence of every single encounter he has with a woman. Men aren’t safe in America anymore. There is a war on men.
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Had to remind Trump supporters to take off Nike footwear before setting fire to them
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I wonder what BoringDave’s Account is like
He that believes on him isn't condemned -he that believes not is condemned -because he has not believed in the name of the -Son of God -this is the condemnation -light is come into the world, & men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. -John 3:18-19
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JFK was surrounded by Secret Service agents when he was shot When all he really needed was a few armed Geography teachers
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If you want to keep dangerous weapons out of the hands of the mentally ill, don't elect them President.
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If your prayer didn't work try unpraying it and praying again
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A cow is a biological machine invented by humans to turn grass into steak.
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You won't burn in hell. But be nice anyway. Ricky Gervais
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Swapped my Halo for a ham and cheese baguette Dad's gone mental
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Creationists who believe they haven't evolved from early hominids are sort of right :)
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Bamsoluteky Filarious!
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You don't see faith healers working in hospitals for the same reason that you don't see psychics winning the lottery every week.
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Days it took for disapproval rating to rise above 50% Reagan: 727 Bush Snr: 1336 Clinton: 573 Bush: 1205 Obama: 936 Trump: 8 (Gallup)
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