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this just in: I hate the new president of the Disney board Dana Walden
The Disney board says new president Dana Walden's early objectives include: • Exploring incorporating AI into movie production • Improving profits generated from Disney+ (via @Variety)
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all the cookies and shared data bro do something USEFUL with it !! like get netflix to tell instagram what episode of a show im on so i dont get spoilers DAMN
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I need everybody to spread this around until it causes enough controversy that universal has to let him skate to it
Bullshit: An Olympic Figure Skater Won't Be Able To Do His Minions Routine Because of a Music Licensing Issue https://t.co/1Q3KnKSOw1
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Everything is run by demon pedos but the wealthiest have the poorest arguing over gendered bathrooms and twitch streamers
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while cannibalism was on my bingo card, I think the 1 account of ritual sacrifice in the files so far is false. the easiest strat is to plant fake stores in the Epstein files, “prove” them wrong, then use that to invalidate other accounts/events use discretion while reading
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it sucks that every time I use em dashes I have to worry people might think I’m using AI to write my tweets as opposed to the actual reason I use them (i am pretentious)
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When you stop reading books, you start losing verbal dexterity, depth of thought and imagination. A closed book is a closed mind. Don't EVER stop reading.
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“OpenAI could run out of money as soon as 2027”
OpenAI is rapidly losing money and is projected to lose $14 billion in 2026 alone. If they can't get another round of funding, OpenAI could run out of money as soon as 2027.
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Have we considered a lifelong Accelerated Reader program where grown adults in their 30s and 40s can get free movie tickets and better airline seats if they read books
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“Ricky Gervais since you aren’t here I get to accept this award on your behalf which means you are thanking god and the trans community” oh Wanda Sykes you will always be famous
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it’s always when I’m at my utmost stressed and overstimulated that I burn myself doing crafts
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Cat owner in Oregon had to put up a sign for neighbors to reclaim the things their cat kept stealing
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Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever
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CIA interrogator: Where is my hug at, answer me Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
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