Emily 🏵
@EmEm5757
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emotionally eviscerated English enthusiast 🐧♋️♉️♒️ mother of po 🐶
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Joined March 2011
Someone out there saw this last night and called their 8 year long situationship and said “I’m coming to the cottage”
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men are truly the most fragile creatures on this planet
Mary Shelley did not write Frankenstein. Her boyfriend, Percy Bysshe Shelley, who was obsessed with electricity, magnetism, Prometheism, etc, wrote Frankenstein, and attributed it to Mary as an act of devotion. Academics have known this for years and buried it because girl power
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hear me out they kiss it out
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i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re diana from the honey bunches of oats commercials
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The Catholic Church needs to start excommunicating people again
Ave Maria University in Florida commissions sculpture of Jesus Christ embracing Charlie Kirk. The school expects to receive the first bronze casting in January of 2026.
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Started using wool dryer balls to get the dog hair off my clothes and he stole one. A sheepdog chasing a wool ball. And yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self
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Not this hideous bitch again
The Supreme Court has been formally asked to overturn its landmark same-sex marriage ruling. Kim Davis, who was jailed for six days for refusing to issue a marriage license to a gay couple, has filed an appeal in her case.
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yes i'm a hater, but i hate with ethics, nuance, and critical analysis
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wow i can't believe ghislaine maxwell committed suicide next week
JUST IN: Ghislaine Maxwell's new minimum security prison prohibits cameras and other recording devices.
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they are calling stony marvel’s superbat on tiktok OPEN THE SCHOOLS
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my french ancestors whisper to me like the green goblin mask
Elon Musk is now officially worth $405.6 billion, projected to become the world’s first trillionaire by 2027.
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no no no…god granted YOU the serenity to accept the things you cannot change…god granted ME the swag (OCD) to change all things if i do Enough Rituals…
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i will never get over the fact that people now associate em dashes and semicolons with ai like god forbid a girl likes to read sorry i’m literate
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Men talking about “the female gaze” that they made up because in reality most women agree that this is the sexiest thing that’s ever happened in a movie
Notice how no one, not a single soul, has ever complained about the female gaze in entertainment.
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So is every other girl with a rambunctious dog dressing as Kara and Krypto for Halloween or just me and my crackhead ACD?
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