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Virgin who can't drive.

New York, NY
Joined June 2010
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sam greisman
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Hiiiii (with the intent of telling you I’m flaking on our plans).
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Really proud of myself for staying patient because I knew the day would eventually come for us day 1 Carole Radziwill stans.
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what picture are u using to defend your pure and gentle soul card?.
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Remember BeReal?.
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RT @yungscapegoat: I need to see you spin first, sister!.
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Wow. Has anyone looked into this??.
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@SAMGREIS She won’t film with sjp who also is a producer on the show.
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Stop showing us everything you fuckers.
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#TheDevilWearsPrada2 gets ready to film at The Met in NYC.
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But for real, And Just Like That should end with Samantha waking up from a three year long coma and going “I just had the worst dream”. And then smash to black.
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Our long national nightmare is over
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RT @sonyashea3: the fact that he keeps doing shit like this and then not even voting against the bills or the confirmations or whatever mea….
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ok but a high noon and celsius at the club would slap.
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High Noon warns consumers that some of its vodka seltzers were accidentally labeled as Celsius energy drinks.
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Anyone heard that its hot in NY?
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88 person poly relationship? I don’t even like 8 people.
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Cut off this guy’s supply to The West Wing episodes.
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Booker: I’m standing for Jersey
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Ah great. That should clear it up!.
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NEW: @realDonaldTrump says he ended his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein because the pedophile ‘stole’ underage victim Virginia Giuffre from his Mar-a-Lago spa.
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Clock Twink leaves right when I decide to get back into the Gilded Age? I stay losing.
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RT @notfolu: has been a yes every day since the summer of 2007 when I watched all of skins s1 on my porch drinking sprite and white wine us….
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“Touch socially awkward” is code for insane incel creep.
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12 days
Because women are ok with gay men they are friends with touching them? Seems pretty simple.
@JohnEkdahl
John Ekdahl
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How does Pedro Pascal get away with heavily petting his female costars, in Hollywood of all places, after the entire industry was upended over MeToo several years ago?.
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Gawker should return just to publish an obit.
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Hulk Hogan, Hall of Fame Wrestler and Actor, Dies at 71
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RT @xojixiv: The f4ggier i sound the more comfortable i am around u like if u dont appreciate my fagcent then you're just ungrateful af.
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