Elspeth Wright
@ElspethWright
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Comedian, Just For Laughs Recording Artist, Montreal Comedian Producer of Battle of Wits voted Montreal's Best Comedy Night. Former telepathy teacher. She/They
Montréal, Québec
Joined April 2013
Banning straws because they hurt turtles as if they haven't been breaking camels backs for years!
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its their own fault for not posting more crowd work clips.
Jennifer Lopez, Bad Bunny and Justin Timberlake are struggling to sell concert tickets: Here’s why https://t.co/uOkxTmsBgn
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Friday November 24th! Catch @justforlaughs vet @kylebrownrigg plus great guests and fellow Just-For-Laughians @TrevorWThompson @ElspethWright @RPW_COMEDY @DarrenHenwood & more! 8pm & 10:30, $15/$10st, info/tix: https://t.co/RZIhlCDs4F
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Sunday November 19th! Catch @ElspethWright's Battle of Wits right here as @justforlaughs recording artists @everydayjoemtl @carlylbaker1 & Viveth K face off in a hilarious trivia battle! 8pm (to 9:30), $15 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Tix https://t.co/RZIhlCDs4F
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My mum misheard something I said the other day...I'm working on a bit about it because literally no one has ever done that before.
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Happy "Oh right, my Seasonal Affective Disorder Kicks off in Autumn not Winter...how does this catch me off gaurd EVERY YEAR" to all who celebrate.
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U say something funny and guys r like hmm.. it would be so funny if someone said that
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Preparing for a trip is mostlt just me checking to make sure my passport didn't magically disappear.
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This week! @zoofest vet @asmhb hosts Newbie Tuesday and @justforlaughs recording artist @ElspethWright hosts Comedy Lab Wednesday! September 19 & 20, 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Info/tix: https://t.co/RZIhlCDs4F
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That #awkward moment when you meet your own time traveling clone #priceless 🤣 @ElspethWright has a warning for @jenna_foxx #AVSS ⏱️ #jerryspringer Full episode only at @ManyVids
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My therapist keeps mispronouncing my name but I don't have the courage to correct her, I'm going to have to hire another therapist to help me work on that.
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This week! @zoofest vet Matt Shury hosts Newbie Tuesday and @justforlaughs recording artist @ElspethWright hosts Comedy Lab Wednesday! August 15 & 16, 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Info/tix: https://t.co/RZIhlCDs4F
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Standup comedy—the ultimate act of introspection—in which the modern-day philosopher subjects themselves to profound vulnerability in search of truth (asking the man and woman sitting at the front if they’ve fucked yet and if not why not)
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This Thursday to Saturday (August 10-12), from Conan and Jimmy Kimmel Live, catch @ChrisCopeComedy plus great guests and Just-For-Laughs vets @zedlacher @SeanMcLoughlin @GinoDurante @ElspethWright @jasoncelin @MarMandrusiak & more! Info/tix: https://t.co/RZIhlCDs4F
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Trudeau constantly taking his kids to the movies is giving major "newly divorced dad" energy. Soon he's going to buy a new car and start dating someone who hates me.
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