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was you expecting flags or pronouns here or something?

England, United Kingdom
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@maxrushden
Max Rushden 💛🖤
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Goal of the season!
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@therealmissjo
Miss Jo
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People seem very confused about “digital ID”. It is not the same thing as carrying ID cards that people have in the EU. It is a wholly different beast. It means you have a number. An identifier. Your ability to do anything can be turned off by the government at any time.
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@kunley_drukpa
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩
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>illegally enter country >illegally look for illegal work >get illegally approached with offer of illegal job >get asked “do you have your digital ID? you need it to legally work illegally” >“no” >“sorry we can’t legally illegally hire you you can’t illegally work illegally” >tfw
@SkyNews
Sky News
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BREAKING: Digital ID to be made law for all adults in the UK. The proposals are the government's latest attempt to tackle illegal immigration, with the ID serving as a form of proof of the right to live and work in the UK. @MhariAurora reports. https://t.co/KStLQZvsvK
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@YeahBell_
clarence bell ♏️ 𓅓
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@_6signxxx Bro before 2018 there was so much shit u could do, The freedom u had and the lowering of prices and how ppl was able to be outside until street lights and everybody was having fun bc of Vine. We had skinny jeans and shades Kanye wasn’t crazy yet Tyga had good music (Ikr
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@UpshotTowers
The Upshot podcast
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When the PE teacher gets promoted to head of year 10
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@ryanadsett
Ryan
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Games gone
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@phmbaker
Piers Baker
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So many young people like me are struggling to get on the housing ladder but someone who will undoubtedly be a net drain on society is given a nice terraced house in Nuneaton for free. Being a British taxpayer is like being punched in the face everyday.
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@WisdomOfDan
Dan The Man 🦄💹🧲🍌🐱
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@LeeHurstComic
Lee Hurst
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Students shouting ‘Refugees Welcome” on protests then returning to their crappy little flat shares, running up student loan debt suddenly wondering why their rents keep going up. Total mugs.
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@DefiantLs
Defiant L’s
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Checks out
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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As recent events have shown all too clearly, you can’t trust the legacy (fka mainstream) news at all. They lie relentlessly or simply ignore major stories that don’t fit their collectively decided narrative.
@EngineeringInsd
Engineering Ai
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X is the news, in realtime and fact checkable. The rest has lost its reputation.
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@Noahpinion
Noah Smith 🐇
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"get laid" = have sex "get off" = have sex "get laid off" = lose your job English is a crazy language
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@Suboptimus42
Suboptimus 🍣
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@Keir_Starmer The group chat has delivered its verdict.
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@cold957
Cold957
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Led By Donkeys will be springing into action with advertising billboards and online campaigns to call out Angela Rayner’s misdeeds just like they have with the conservatives. Any day now…..
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@babybeginner
Jennifer 🟥🔴🧙‍♀️🦉🐈‍⬛ 🦖
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Many people don’t know how bad “one side” has become towards anyone who opposes them. Some people, like Graham Lineham, saw all of this and spoke up to protect women. Let me show you how bad it is. A thread. 1/
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@DumpsterBud
Trash Panda
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@Sandfort_
Sandfort
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@benleo444 Do you ever look at something and wonder how it got there?
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@safehavenmoney
Western Patriot Ω Think Tank Researcher 𓃵 ▫️◽ 🪽
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@safehavenmoney
Western Patriot Ω Think Tank Researcher 𓃵 ▫️◽ 🪽
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@ada_lluch
Ada Lluch
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There are 26 countries that make up the European Union. They all have unique and diverse cultures. They all have civilized cultures, too. Why do the leaders of the European Union need to import third-world savages to make us “diverse” and multicultural?
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