
Electric Jellyfish
@ElectricJllyfsh
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was you expecting flags or pronouns here or something?
England, United Kingdom
Joined December 2024
People seem very confused about “digital ID”. It is not the same thing as carrying ID cards that people have in the EU. It is a wholly different beast. It means you have a number. An identifier. Your ability to do anything can be turned off by the government at any time.
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>illegally enter country >illegally look for illegal work >get illegally approached with offer of illegal job >get asked “do you have your digital ID? you need it to legally work illegally” >“no” >“sorry we can’t legally illegally hire you you can’t illegally work illegally” >tfw
BREAKING: Digital ID to be made law for all adults in the UK. The proposals are the government's latest attempt to tackle illegal immigration, with the ID serving as a form of proof of the right to live and work in the UK. @MhariAurora reports. https://t.co/KStLQZvsvK
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@_6signxxx Bro before 2018 there was so much shit u could do, The freedom u had and the lowering of prices and how ppl was able to be outside until street lights and everybody was having fun bc of Vine. We had skinny jeans and shades Kanye wasn’t crazy yet Tyga had good music (Ikr
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When the PE teacher gets promoted to head of year 10
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So many young people like me are struggling to get on the housing ladder but someone who will undoubtedly be a net drain on society is given a nice terraced house in Nuneaton for free. Being a British taxpayer is like being punched in the face everyday.
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Students shouting ‘Refugees Welcome” on protests then returning to their crappy little flat shares, running up student loan debt suddenly wondering why their rents keep going up. Total mugs.
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As recent events have shown all too clearly, you can’t trust the legacy (fka mainstream) news at all. They lie relentlessly or simply ignore major stories that don’t fit their collectively decided narrative.
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"get laid" = have sex "get off" = have sex "get laid off" = lose your job English is a crazy language
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Led By Donkeys will be springing into action with advertising billboards and online campaigns to call out Angela Rayner’s misdeeds just like they have with the conservatives. Any day now…..
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Many people don’t know how bad “one side” has become towards anyone who opposes them. Some people, like Graham Lineham, saw all of this and spoke up to protect women. Let me show you how bad it is. A thread. 1/
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There are 26 countries that make up the European Union. They all have unique and diverse cultures. They all have civilized cultures, too. Why do the leaders of the European Union need to import third-world savages to make us “diverse” and multicultural?
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