Suboptimus 🍣
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The Mehtrix
Joined October 2013
If Obama can get the Nobel Peace Prize for being the first black president, Trump should get it for being the first orange president.
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Remember geofence expansion?
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... which erodes trust and increases risk for bond investors, thus increasing rates in the free market, which forces them to print more money, and the cycle repeats.
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That's 100% not a Tesla. Franz would never allow such an abomination.
🚨 $TSLA Model Q hint? People think they spotted a 4-door hatchback in Tesla’s new 2024 Impact Report 👀 What might this be?
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I need to lie down more
Prolonged sitting (>8 hrs/day) is linked to a 30% higher risk of early death, even if you exercise.
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Australian location names are not real
NEWS: Samsung has unveiled yet another battery storage project in Australia, this time however proposing to use @Tesla Megapack batteries, rather than its own brand. It plans for a $100 million 100MW/400 MWh battery project near Wagga Wagga.
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US/UK/EU Tour happening September-November. All dates and tickets can be found on https://t.co/Asg01geXQP
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Tbf, Zuck's crazy spent on Metaverse shit and overhiring, did seem insane. Shortly after, he corrected course.
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Someone should make a song from this, that can be played whenever Meta hits a new ATH.
Jim Cramer begins to cry and apologizes on being wrong on $META
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3:1 supervision ratio in 1-2 months.
@farzyness As soon as we feel it is safe to do so. Probably within a month or two. We continue to improve the Tesla AI with each mile driven.
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You might grow your GDP, but you ain't growing your GBP (German Bread Product).
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There were no people in the car at all and no remote operators in control at any point. FULLY autonomous! To the best of our knowledge, this is the first fully autonomous drive with no people in the car or remotely operating the car on a public highway.
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Let me for once move the goalposts: The RAV4 has like a gazillion variants.
NEWS: The Toyota RAV4 overtook the Tesla Model Y to become the world’s best-selling car in 2024 according to new figures from JATO Dynamics, although only by a couple thousand units. World’s best-selling cars in 2024 by units sold: • Toyota RAV4/Wildlander: 1,187,000 (+11% YoY)
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