22nd Century Danny DeVito
@Eidolon_Farrago
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NOT ACTUALLY THE TRANSPORTED REMAINS OF DANNY DEVITO
Joined January 2023
My wife trying to walk me back to the car after I successfully complete the 9/9/9 challenge at the Braves game
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The Buc-ees boner pills (praline and original) go a lot harder than they deserve to
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What the hell good is it to live in “the reddest state in the Union” when: Elections are rigged Taxes never stop going up Housing is unaffordable in the extreme Homeless junkies use our parks as camping grounds The place is chalk full of illegal foreigners Regular
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Maybe it’s worth reminding everyone… - Spencer Cox lost the convention to Phil Lyman. - he did not gather enough signatures to be on a primary ballot. - people working for his campaign forged signatures. - there were 40,000 front loaded votes for Spencer Cox in that
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My 4yo: "God told me I can fight my sister whenever I want to."
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT ***THIS*** IN THE GODDAMN CLASSIFIED INDEX THAT HAS BEEN CLASSIFIED FOR 9 GODDAMN YEARS **THIS** IS WHERE THEY COOKED UP THE 'CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE' HOAX THAT CREATED THE LEGAL PREDICATE COVER FOR THE ENTIRE CENSORSHIP INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX ‼️‼️‼️🚨🚨🚨
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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
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When Saddam Hussein's nephew buys a $50 million palace, we immediately recognize it as corruption. But when Nancy Pelosi buys a $50 million vineyard in Napa Valley, we think it's okay. That's called "brainwashing the public."
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Eldest daughter and her husband moved to Ohio last year. The youngest and her husband are looking at the insane mortgages on TRAILERS even if you have 20k down and are realizing they need to leave the state too or they will never own a home. Utah politicians. You need to get
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When I was getting my math degree, I knew plenty of STEM majors who took upper-level humanities classes as electives. I never met any history or comp lit majors in my upper-level math classes, though. Wonder why.
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Part of the US citizenship test should be sitting in a room for three days listening to Allman Brothers “Mountain Jam” on repeat. You have six cases of beer you have to finish. If you fall asleep for a single second you’re disqualified. At the midway point you get one hotdog.
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the internet didn't bring us together, it averaged us out.
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Soros funded NGOs are also behind Utah’s refugee barrage. A lot more to come on this.
🇺🇸💰 Ever wonder why European cities accepted so many refugees? Today, I'm over my jet lag and processing the documents I scanned this week. Already it's pretty shocking. The refugee influx into Europe began as a U.S. taxpayer-funded subsidy. The U.S. government literally paid
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@Eidolon_Farrago @MedGold_ Bangers always getting stolen by Indian men pretending to be White women.
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Where is Utah's federal delegation while the state grapples with the consequences of its de facto sanctuary state policies, leaving residents vulnerable to their impacts?
Utahns are being pillaged. We did not elect people to negotiate the terms of our surrender.
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I've been sexually harassed by an HR director before and I think that CEO may have only been having that affair defensively
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