
Undead Ed ☠️
@EdtheUndead
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Professional void screamer. Pallet store enthusiast. Part-time Arms dealer. Monke. 👽
KY Route Zero, Exit 0
Joined July 2013
Why yes, I DO live in the greatest country on Earth. How could you tell?
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Can't wait to see these show up in an evidence locker after a "small disagreement" about vtuber waifus
Better photos of the 1911 Tomoe Umari sweetheart grips are now available!! Look how cool she is, that horse lady (me)! I hope you're able to pick up a pair from Gachaloha if you're interested! 🫡
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Thanks for shopping at Target, did you find everthi-
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How do you unlock the character on the left?
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YO, LISTEN UP! HERE'S THE STORY...
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I won't be lectured on my country by a Hindu named Bindu.
US TECH DOMINANCE TAKES A MASSIVE HIT Imposing a $100K H1-B fee per year will kill skilled US immigration to America. This fee will also be applied to immigrants graduating from US universities and seeking jobs. This will have a domino effect, causing the US to lose it's tech
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Hol' up... That skunk.
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To the people who got mad about my post from a few weeks ago:
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DUDE WEED UHAHUHUHUH with special guest: the living muppet
Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg are reviving ‘THE MUPPET SHOW’ as a Disney+ special next year Will also star and be produced by Sabrina Carpenter The goal for the special is to greenlight a new season of the iconic series. (Source: https://t.co/aTsJR7PYlQ)
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california is one of the most beautiful places on earth and it is almost entirely wasted on californians
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- get home - go to take pregnant wife to store - frog hops towards wife aggressively - frog meets my P320 (it was an uncommanded discharge that blew away my balls and the frog) Can’t post picture of the frog or the hole in my balls even though they let actual war footage on here
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>Talking to girl on dating app >asks what I'm doing >tell her I'm making dinner >"Oh" >say that I enjoy cooking and trying different recipes. >she says cooking is feminine coded >ask her if she cooks >"No, I just use doordash or postmates"
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Who is the target consumer for this brand of dog food? Like, is it aimed at the gymbro for his dog(bro) or what?
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It's insanely hilarious that a dude with "Wall Street" in his handle doesn't understand interest.
American bought a home for $138,000, she says she’d rather be renting because of interest - They’ve paid $9,286.32 in payments - $6,423.23 has gone to interest - $1,911 has gone to taxes and insurance - Only $952 of our actual mortgage paid off This is a scam
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GIVEAWAY: Snuck this out of the @DanielDefense warehouse to give to one of you. Pretty simple, Repost and Follow and you are entered. Winner will be announced next weekend!
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The guy that keeps making these euphemisms is the most talented man in NYC
Rowdy ‘party pirates’ are taking over the waters off NYC’s City Island and driving locals nuts: ‘Fun on steroids’ https://t.co/CiCS4DRxye
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