Eden Bitner
@EdenBitner
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Joined June 2012
Bought three avocados today and I spent roughly about the same amount I owe for my student loans
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Why is it suddenly a thing now to post videos and photos of yourself crying on the internet…. #cringe
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Drinking good beer and my cat just ate a daddy long legs. Having ourselves one helluva Friday night
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German food has got to be the nastiest sh*t I have ever tasted in my life
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Someone give me a good explanation as to why cover letters are necessary
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I’d just like to state the obvious here and say that being an adult can really suck. So if you’re having one of those days too just know you’re not alone
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Question of the day: why do people who were awful to you in high school try to add you on Facebook lol how bout we move on and you leave me alone
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Did a pre purchase exam on a horse that was 30,000 dollars today. WHAT in TF
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Men at the gym-It’s called pause reps, I’m not about to drop the bar on my throat I promise
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“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Dubstep you ungrateful piece of shit
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Shoutout to my Ring security system for always capturing my neighbors coming home absolutely hammered. Quality entertainment
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Restrained a cat today so the vet could give him a vaccination...10x more afraid of the cat than any of the 1,000 lb animals I work with on a daily basis
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I KNOW ITS OLD NEWS BUT IM STILL PISSED ABOUT PARKS AND REC NOT BEING ON NETFLIX ANYMORE
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The girl next to me @ the gym has no idea but we are in a deadlifting comp. you add a plate I add a plate girl
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Will going to the gym with unshaven legs stop men from hawk eyeing me? Tbc
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my brita’s empty. and who’s gonna fill it up? fucking me. unbelievable
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