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I am not very smart!😛 ☢️Healthcare, steak, gym, hotworx, carnivore since May 24,2024, Marcus Aurelius, Vadim Zeland 😘easy carnivore food ideas 😍
🇺🇸 Texas
Joined June 2021
Italian carnivore wedding soup: a marriage of broth, meat, cheese, and eggs. True romance❤️♥️
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Carnivore is killing me. Very slowly. By making me: - Too healthy - Too energetic - Too lean - Too clear-headed If this is what dying looks like, sign me up for more death.
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Feeling like you’re talking to the void on X? Here’s a tip: 1. Post a tweet 2. Type “Carnivore is bad for you” 3. Collect thousands of likes from angry steak haters 🙈
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Hear me out, ladies.😘 You can block or unfollow me , but I’m just sharing my personal opinion and experience. And the truth has to be said.🙈 Yes, you can gain weight on the carnivore diet. You can hit a plateau and stall in losing weight — it happens.🤷♀️ Don’t listen to men
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Breaking news: You can build legs on carnivore. Meat contains protein. Protein builds muscle. Legs are muscle. Therefore: Meat builds legs. This concludes my TED talk.
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Everyone realized in the last several years that they can just lie online. There's no need to create value, just scream hilarious lies loudly and the herd will chase you...
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A bunch of coyotes attacking one person who doesn’t want to be like everyone else. It has nothing to do with “gear” accusation — it’s just a chain reaction and they need to be part of the attacking click. That’s the only way they feel brave. Try to even one proper lift with a
Some people just make things up
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"Just admit your cycle." My cycle is: - Wake up - Eat meat - Lift heavy - Sleep - Not care what you think Actually that's not a cycle. That's just life. And steps 2-4 are more important than step 5. Because step 5 happens automatically.
5 years of losing muscle on carnivore: Month 1: "Give it time." Month 6: "It's coming." Year 1: "You'll see." Year 3: "Eventually." Year 5: "Any day now." Me: *keeps getting bigger* Them: *keeps moving goalposts*
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Alright, my pocket meat has arrived. Tastes pretty good 🥰 I like it. Best protein bar ever.😘
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I was today years old when I found out mortadella gigante exists 🙈 a huge sausage-style cold cut made from finely ground pork, usually seen at Italian markets or delis.😘😋
Keto is the diet industry’s biggest scam… it doesn’t cure obesity and it may actually *cause* diabetes. Lose weight on keto? Sure but mostly water and muscle. What you gain back is fat, liver damage and metabolic retardation. Let’s unpack. Weight loss on keto is mostly water
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Finally, someone with a brain here. Thank God. 🙏 No one in their right mind likes “inflated pillows” with caricature faces. 🙈
Bodybuilder types live in a weird delusion They think that everyone secretly wishes to look like them Meanwhile 90% of men just want to be lean and athletic And 99% of women are repulsed by the juicehead physique Everyone looks at bodybuilders like a freak show But since
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Certified steak boss 💪👍😆
Eating out on carnivore is a lot more tempting when there's a Brazilian steakhouse in town.
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“Put my troubles in my right hand Hold them up and let them go” Chris Rea 😘
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Don’t call me crazy, but I just cooked this boneless beef chuck ribs previously pan-fried in ghee—in the Instant Pot with salt, pepper, a pinch of rosemary, and Topo Chico water 🙈for 2 hours on slow cook, then finished them in the air fryer for 5 minutes. They taste
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I'm getting close to 30 years non stop on this diet industry's greatest scam. To illustrate how dangerous and deadly keto is, here are some pictures of what someone with "sarcopenic obesity" looks like, and how keto gave me diabetes (CGM pic attached). The longer you stay on
Keto is the diet industry’s biggest scam… it doesn’t cure obesity and it may actually *cause* diabetes. Lose weight on keto? Sure but mostly water and muscle. What you gain back is fat, liver damage and metabolic retardation. Let’s unpack. Weight loss on keto is mostly water
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5 years of losing muscle on carnivore: Month 1: "Give it time." Month 6: "It's coming." Year 1: "You'll see." Year 3: "Eventually." Year 5: "Any day now." Me: *keeps getting bigger* Them: *keeps moving goalposts*
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May all your problems be as small as this tiny baby filet mignon.🙏😘
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