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@EarlJakes
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People be getting mad at me for my opinions on here and my avi is literally a brick. How you letting a brick piss you off
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Spiderman ain’t do shit about 9/11
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The loudest in the room is usually the brokest
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@EarlJakes
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“Oh look at me I’m Nelly and I got all this money and Ashanti in love with me hur durr hurr” I hate this nigga so much ong
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That Chick..…
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IDC IDC I’ll say it everyday!! Nelly and Ashanti are just the cutest. I’m so happy they found their way back to each other. 🥰🥹🥰 I love seeing them both so happy ♥️
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“She see money all around me, I look like I'm the man...”
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@EarlJakes
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Pusha made this man re-write his album. Boy on every track talmbout "I TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS"
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I FOUND IT
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@harriyanna
nathalie sancoeur apologist. (toji x megara stan)
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one thing i have noticed over the years is that black people LOVE the amazing world of gumball lmaooooo
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Lmfao this little nigga dumb as hell
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@EarlJakes
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NAHHHHHH THIS IS ELITE HATING!! YALL GOTTA SEE THIS LMAOOOOO
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Waiting for the Pats to start Maye
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If you wanna see the epitome of hating, watch the Faizon Love interview on the breakfast club when he talks about Dave Chappelle. That is legit some of the biggest hating and jealousy I have ever seen lol
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Lmfao I’ll never forget I stopped in a random gas station and the cashier lady was sad so I asked her what was going on and she was like idk Im 25 and feel like my life is over. And I’m like ? You’re only 25. She said she had 5 kids. My eyes got big and I just had to keep quiet.
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seen Vikings fans clowning Golden Tate yesterday like that’s not their father💀💀💀
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AND NOW FOR THE CHICAGO BEARS HALFTIME PERFORMANCE
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I been airdropping this to random people in the theatre 😂😂😂
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@EarlJakes
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Steve Harvey as The Joker
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Every 9 months or so a new wave of people discover Kaytranada’s remix of Be Your Girl and it’s always dope because that song deserves a ton of praise.
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Kendrick sounding like the niggas his fanbase said he’s levels better than now which is ironic
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@EarlJakes
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Almost everything in Ozark that goes wrong is because people don’t do what Marty tells them to do.
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Dude lmaooooo
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LMFAOOOOOO
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@EarlJakes
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“Y’all hate cole but will listen to niggas like Playboi Carti”
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@NotPayingThe5 brother nature by far, dababy just got found out as corny lol
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Disney World security when they find a player breaking curfew
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When niggas come on here every day hating women How they think How they actually they look Look
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Nigga left this in my windshield wiper
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Crying
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more like Jay Z Penney amirite????
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Kanye making GAP hot, watch Jay-Z try to buy JC Penney
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Don’t look like he learned his lesson either
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New York man says he was attacked by group of teens for wearing MAGA hat
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She had to be going through it fr because while I help strangers I do not be asking why they be sad 😭
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Yo why nobody ever posted the full video of Godfrey’s Steve Harvey impression LMAOOOO
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They gotta be money laundering
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This is horrible why would they make this?
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“KYLE LOWRY FOR THE WIN!!”
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Michigan this morning:
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Ken Paxton is suing me too
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MI TURNED BLUE
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In a pandemic
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They really gave niggas a one time $1,200 check 4 months ago
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HE SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN, AND GOT CAUGHT!
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lmfaooo this a wild tweet like who just chilling at 2pm on a tuesday like "yeah imma be beating the shit out my kids"
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I’ll be beating my kids. Y’all can miss me with the “abuse” talk.
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Don’t have shit to promote but add me on COD Tag: Deebo #7024626
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Why do I make things like this
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Americans: we’re broke and our jobs closed and we need money so we don’t starve this winter Trump:
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See what happens when you treat pineapple pizza eaters like people
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Pickles belong on Pizza... a hill I’m willing to die on! Creamy garlic sauce topped with dill & pickles 🍕
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@EarlJakes
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“My therapist said” has done so much damage to the profession
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Scrub Motivation 101
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Who is the worst person to lie on and attribute your own terrible ideas to
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dont forget to tip your waitress lol
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the show got better once i realized that huey is to be made fun of just as much if not more than everyone else on the show lol
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Boondocks funny as hell, but you can tell Aaron McGruder would be insufferable to be around. Like damn, it’s just black people having fun dude
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Facebook and IG being wiped clean off the internet means nature is healing
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No one is above being criticized lol
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Not one person on my timeline is qualified to criticize Ice Cube. Yall gotta chill.
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Looking like the Hunter x Hunter Hiatus Chart
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This is wild (Via @kirkgoldsberry )
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Every day on here lmaooo
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Some 12 year old told me to get a job because I was playing on a Saturday and I told him people with careers don’t gotta work on the weekends and that he wouldn’t know cause his parents was poor 😭
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@AndrewHilaryUS the plane shaped toy attached to the tower 😭
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Norman Osborn having waves is so funny man
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@JacobDu46915371 @jiggyjayy2 This is a bad faith argument because slaves in African tribes were respected and often got to partake in the fruits of their labor. American based chattel slavery is the worst form of slavery in modern history, and you're reducing it to what-aboutism.
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Quote this tweet with the worst fit you’ve ever seen
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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Dear Twitter , We are all tired
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Size 13 shoes are the hardest to obtain and I’ll die on that hill
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@dyingscribe he handled it about as well as he couldve tbh
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Lmfao they said he'd be alive if racist institutions were gone and then they cite a racist institution to say it was legal
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The leanest burger in the world could be the MEAAANESTT burger in the world! If you cook it that way
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Twitter showing that a tweet was deleted while still showing it is the funniest shit in the world
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Carson Wentz today
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Perseverance ain’t the word.
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$80? I would’ve just taken a nap
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Everybody be fake too good for Taco Bell until somebody walk in with a taco 12 pack during the kickback
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Before youtube??? this nigga is a sociopath, im scared
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why does everything fun have to have a purpose
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Serious question: What is the purpose of youth sports?
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New NBA Street announced! Scheduled for release in 2022
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My friend made weed lemonade. Didn’t tell me it was weeed lemonade until I downed a mason jar of it and now I can feel my soul sinking into my body lmaooooo
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Splash brothers adding a nigga named Poole and him being nice is hilarious
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Poole Party is a cool Chant lol
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Mood
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I applied to grad school, guys
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Calling larry June vegan curren$y is the funniest comparison ever
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@TittyFlex
Gucci Ma'am
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Lady on a motorcycle at 8:35AM BLASTING Kem 😭
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This sound like Powerpuff Girls battle music
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Iggy Azalea share a new snippet via her insta story. 🎧
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It’s still alive
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quote this with the funniest video in your phone
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You ordered a steak from Waffle House. The cook found out it was on the menu 3 minutes before you got served your food.
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@WaffleHouse this is what medium we’ll look like?
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Gov Whitmer 5’8??? Gretchen thee Stallion
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Planet Fitness is the Walmart of gyms
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I am 25 years old lmao. If emptying my 401k right now would solve world hunger and poverty, I'd do it in a heartbeat. The whole reason I make money is the FEAR of hunger and poverty.
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Lmfao if they ever gave out reparations companies would have half of it back in 50 days or less
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Dude wins 30k and buys a 20k necklace. Yeah we don't need financial literacy or basic budgeting skills as a community
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This reads to me that we need more community in adulthood rather than using college to find a significant other.
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People who have gone to college do not realize that place is probably the best time to find your significant other. There is no other time in your life where you will be surrounded by your peers in such large numbers who have similar goals in life. Nothing comes close to that.
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Felt a slight breeze outside
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My only rule for traveling really is not to eat at restaurants we got at home. You telling me we in Miami and you wanna eat at Red Lobster??
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