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Morrissey's American Cousin

@EERCANE

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I love sports and teach history to college kids (yes, on purpose). This is not class. This is me with my hair down - what's left of it.

None of your damn business...
Joined September 2012
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@EERCANE
Morrissey's American Cousin
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Cheering intensity rate reminder (all alma maters): Football - Miami 65%, WVU 30%, UGA 5% Basketball - WVU 55%, Miami 35%, UGA 10% Baseball - Miami 80%, WVU 10%, UGA 10%
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@EERCANE
Morrissey's American Cousin
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"Durrrrrrrrr. Police brutality against black people is hilarious, y'all! You see, y'all, Asians also can't drive! Finally, we hate Catholics and want Israel to wipe out the entire Middle East and everyone in it to bring back Jesus! DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
@TheBabylonBee
The Babylon Bee
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Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car https://t.co/pqlebCUIOE
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@InfragilisTee
TeeTee
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@jordanreviewsit
Jordanreviewsittt
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>be born in the 50s and 60s >get a paper route to save for college >nice, tuition is only $200 a semester >graduate and get real job by giving firm handshake >buy a house which is only 2x your salary >work at same company for 40 years >retire with a pension >become a
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@LisaBritton
Lisa Britton
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The gaslighting is crazy. As a child in the 90s and into 2000s, we were supported and encouraged in every way. Not only were we told we could do anything, but we should do everything. The amount of resources and help for us seemed limitless. It was boys who were belittled,
@allie__voss
Allie ✞
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I’m sorry, but if you’re a girl who grew up in the United States in the early 2000s….please be serious No one told you that
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@dirtyyybird
🄳🄸🅁🅃🅈 🄱🄸🅁🄳
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The University of Miami should NEVER be bad in Baseball.
@CanesResearch
Canes Research
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Another multi-error game tonight. That's 14 multi-error games out of 27 games played 7th game with 3+ errors Canes average 1.4 errors/game 254th out of 308 D1 teams. #GoCanes
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@EERCANE
Morrissey's American Cousin
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- 44 straight tournament appearances (most ever in any NCAA sport) - Four national titles - 25 Omaha trips There's college baseball in the east, and there's Miami Hurricanes baseball. There's a standard. What is happening in Coral Gables right now is a disgrace and an outrage.
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@DanielLMcAdams
Daniel McAdams
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When CPAC becomes AIPAC, no actually patriotic American is interested.
@EricSpracklen
Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸
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If CPAC turnout is any representation of what November is going to look like, Republicans should be in full panic mode.
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@EERCANE
Morrissey's American Cousin
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This thing is an actual fucking demon. Thanks, Luther.
@IfindRetards
Retard Finder
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Found one
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@vrp2003
Vishnu Parasuraman
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You absolutely CANNOT pinch hit for one of your better hitters who had just doubled for someone that only plays in blowouts and is your 3rd catcher. It might not have mattered cause Jake and Daniel got out too, but just no excuse for that.
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@EERCANE
Morrissey's American Cousin
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I am sure the Cuban writers and reporters, who all went to the same two elite high schools as all the Cuban players on the fucking team, will really drill down on Arteaga's ninth inning pinch hitting decision tonight . . . #ClosedCircuit
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@EERCANE
Morrissey's American Cousin
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Will we have another coach by then? Good God.
@CanesBaseball
Miami Hurricanes Baseball
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We’ll play for the series tomorrow at 3 PM.
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@EERCANE
Morrissey's American Cousin
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That loss was 100% on our coach tonight. Vomitous.
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@EERCANE
Morrissey's American Cousin
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It is unbelievable how fucking bad Arteaga is at his job. Down one in the top of the ninth against a lefty. His answer? Pinch hit the THIRD-STRING catcher who promptly strikes out on three pitches. And then that was about it. Break the Cuban Blockade. Save Miami baseball.
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@RichardPCondon
Rich Condon
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I’d never thought to use primary sources for historical research. Very cool.
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@ShitpostGate
ShitpostGateway
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@Fahadnaimb
Fahad Naim
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The Las Vegas Sphere is straight-up judging these fighter jets on approach ✈️ Awesome video of two military fighters lining up for landing at Harry Reid International, with the Sphere lit up perfectly in the background like it’s watching every move.
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@appodlachia
Appodlachia
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The cap is so fucking absurd and yet another thing rich people are benefitting from that ultimately penalizes the poor and working class.
@fuckyouiquit
Fuck You I Quit
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Every dollar earned below $184,500 a year has a Social Security tax of 12.4%. Everything after that cap is exempt. If we lift this cap on the wealthiest earners, Social Security would be fully funded till 2070. The cap should not exist.
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@WhyWeDrinkHere
Probably at DC’s
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Fred Hoiberg:
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@dartgurlie
DammyAyo💕
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"Before we start, let's all introduce ourselves and share 5 fun facts!"
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@madisonkelleyp
Madison
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The people of WV don’t want data centers!!!! We want clean water, drivable roads. We want good educations for the younger generations. You’re lying to the people if you think this will create jobs and wealth for WVians.
@MorriseyWV
Patrick Morrisey
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Governor Patrick Morrisey today announced that Google, one of the world’s most innovative tech companies, has purchased land in Putnam County and intends to build a multi-billion dollar data center. “We’re excited to share that Google has purchased land in Putnam County, West
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