Dylan Jardon 🌈
@DylanJardon
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If you're a developer, runner, and lunatic....this is your dream job I've never met anyone like Zach. Pure obsession Joining Aura would feel like joining Seal Team 6
Announcement: Share Aura is hiring our 2nd FT iOS (Swift) engineer. Looking for someone: - Ready to ship violently - Ready for hardcore building - Experience in activity tracking/MapKit big plus, or in creative apps - Hungry to jump right in, ship insane/innovative product, to
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Already wanna ban starlink on planes
Just closed a $7k deal while on a flight back from SF. I'm only 19. Fuck Netflix. Sales calls are my entertainment.
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Woah these are actually fun to read
The greatest marketers ever? The Michelin bros. They sold tires—by inventing fine dining. Ya... crazy. Here’s the insane marketing stunt behind Michelin Stars 👇
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I asked Alex Karp: Why don’t billionaires fight what we all know is broken? He said they: 1) Aren’t proud of how they made money & don’t want to be attacked 2) Have mistresses 3) Are too old But I think 4) Most are COWARDS A good king picks up the sword & charges the front
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We are asking for the public's help identifying this person of interest in connection with the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk at Utah Valley University. 1-800-CALL-FBI Digital media tips: https://t.co/K7maX81TjJ
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Pro tip: Ignore data and do the thing that’s the purpose of life
"The Marriage Effect | A common narrative has it that commitment and motherhood make women unhappy. New data suggest the opposite is true" @jean_twenge @TheAtlantic
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Golf would be much more impressive if measured in feet 350 yard drive? Meh 1,000 feet? HOLY SHIT
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I wrote a 20,000 word Notion guide on what I would do differently as a founder if I were to start from scratch Covers equity, fundraising, raising money, taxes, hiring & paying my team, running finance, selling secondaries & exiting Comment or RT & I'll DM you a copy
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The wait is over baby If you like running and flexing on hoes, download Share Aura
Share Aura is now live in the App Store. Invite Codes are going out to waitlist this week (20k+ on it...so please be patient) Instead of a fancy launch video I took my camcorder on a run Thank you for the support the last 6.5 years I've posted online Retweet/QT for an Invite.
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If you accidentally pick a floor in the elevators at Apple Park you can push the button again to deselect it. How do I know? I invented the elevator.
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I had one of the HOTTEST talks at the @aiDotEngineer World’s Fair conference! (now going viral on their YT) Oleve’s story inspired an entirely new conference track showcasing tiny teams winning big, sharing the stage with legends like: > @EricSimons (@boltdotnew) >
🆕 Today's featured talk - The New Lean Startup! Big Results, Tiny Teams: @SidBendre burst on the scene early this year, crossing $6m ARR and 5m users with just 4 employees, inspiring us to start an entire track and category: https://t.co/5uVq2Co5te In this talk he explains
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Two things changed my life more that anything, and neither could've been planned: 1) Meeting @DylanJardon- which exposed me to animated content and grew my following by 1M+ 2) Replying to @jordihays tweet about PMF OR DIE- which got me thinking about apps + met @CaelStewart2
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The problem with a 200 mile Uber is 4 hours of awkwardness with the driver Waymo would crush in long distance
TIL booking a 200 mile Uber is cheaper than a same day flight. @travisk your vision has finally been achieved
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Don’t make things so you can make money; make money so you can make things.
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