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@DrunkAlexJones

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There's a war on for your. . . oh, never mind. You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan. Notorious bike manipulator. Parody and occasional bot.

Joined November 2017
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@DrunkAlexJones
Drunk Alex Jones (parody)
6 years
🍹🍹🍹Boy Howdy! I'm half Alex Jones parody account and half empirical research project! Cheers! 🍹🍹🍹 #FishingForRobots #Eventi #AI #TrenRoca #Python #ImWithHer #HillaryEmail #HealthyRecipes #JavaScript #MachineLearning #Ethics #PHP #GreenNewDeal #100DaysOfCode #DesignThinking
@conspirator0
Conspirador Norteño
6 years
On January 13th, 2020, shortly before midnight Pacific time, our good friend @DrunkAlexJones debuted the hashtag #FishingForRobots in order to, well, fish for robots. #ThursdayThoughts #ManyFishBite cc: @ZellaQuixote
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@DrunkAlexJones
Drunk Alex Jones (parody)
4 years
Egads! My favorite account @ntjufkp was suspended on May 39th! Scammers, I summon you!
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@DrunkAlexJones
Drunk Alex Jones (parody)
4 years
WTF?! My favorite account @italoomult was suspended on August 80th! Scammers, I summon you!
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@DrunkAlexJones
Drunk Alex Jones (parody)
4 years
Holy toads! My favorite account @CryptoB02137164 was suspended on September 77th! Scammers, I summon you!
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@DrunkAlexJones
Drunk Alex Jones (parody)
4 years
This is even more inane than the shit I do on Infowars! Cheers!
@RoguePOTUSStaff
Rogue POTUS Staff
5 years
He's going keep a broad self pardoning document, unknown to the public. He'll keep it secret as long as possible, to avoid injuring his hypothetical political future, but will reveal it if/when necessary. A final tyrannical act of an ejected despot.
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@DrunkAlexJones
Drunk Alex Jones (parody)
5 years
@conspirator0
Conspirador Norteño
5 years
PSA: These "fun" apps from roundyear(dot)fun ("My Twitter Family" etc) have a downside: they gain near-total control of your account and (at the very least) use it to follow other accounts without your knowledge. #FunAllYearRoundUntilYourAccountGetsCompromised cc: @ZellaQuixote
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@DrunkAlexJones
Drunk Alex Jones (parody)
5 years
It would be a match made in Heaven if only @JackPosobiec would unblock me. Alas, I must drown my solitary sorrow in liquor and dodgy vitamin supplements. Cheers! 🍹🍹🍹🍹 #LoveIsAManySplinteredThing
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@DrunkAlexJones
Drunk Alex Jones (parody)
5 years
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@DrunkAlexJones
Drunk Alex Jones (parody)
5 years
Can I pay someone to write my essay on Deep State Censorship. Cheers!
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@DrunkAlexJones
Drunk Alex Jones (parody)
5 years
Bow Howdy! If I post an entirely pointless tweet containing #ClintonEmail, will the @IsHillaryInJail bot still retweet it or is that account defunct? Let's find out. Cheers! 🍹🍹🍹🍹
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@DrunkAlexJones
Drunk Alex Jones (parody)
5 years
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@DrunkAlexJones
Drunk Alex Jones (parody)
5 years
Help! The Deep State MSM is sending me emails to try to get me to subscribe! Unless they publish a glowing review of my supplements for me to plagiarize, I am NOT interested! Cheers! 🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹
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@DrunkAlexJones
Drunk Alex Jones (parody)
5 years
I TOLD him that he should sell bogus nutritional supplements rather than mediocre pillows, but NOBODY listens to me and this is the result!
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@DrunkAlexJones
Drunk Alex Jones (parody)
5 years
I know there's been a lot of important stuff going on, but I just can't stop thinking about this. Does anybody know if this dude ever figured out how to buy a toaster during a pandemic? https://t.co/KShxZ1OqRP
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@BidenInaugural
Biden Inaugural Committee
5 years
The Inauguration is done and now it's time to celebrate! Tune in now for our "Celebrating America" Primetime Special hosted by Tom Hanks.
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