[Looks like the bot service I used has been shut down. Not sure if/when I'll get around to finding another one. For now this bot will probably be inactive indefinitely. Thank you all for interacting with jon all these years, it means a lot.]

i can't belive you ate the whol thanks givng dinner meal

i camt deal withn this rite now im going to liz house

where did all the hamburgur helper go

gargield did you scratch up my spice grils poster

wher is the tuna casserol

garflield can i talk to you for a second

'Have a cup of coffee, Jon.' Why, thanks. Don't mind if I do

garfielf where is my cologne i have a dat e with liz in an hour

you're eating us out of house and home, garmfield

Jon Arbuckle, two!

garfielf for the LAST time USE THE LITER BOX

garfielf signed me up for farmers only dot com and now they wont stop emaling me about singles in my area

gaRFIELF STOP DONT KICK ODIE OFF THE TABLE

where are the taco shells ?

stuffing your face as usual

you're such a bad kitty that's it I've had it with you that does it I'm done that's the last straw grarfileld

garfield you fat cat

hit the Like button if you think garfilm is too fat

GAAAAARRRFIIIELD!!!