RT @TheEcho13: this was the moment Bill Gates decided to kill everyone on earth

#Shediditforthegram

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

RT @sarahsolfails: why should we trust the generation that ripped up wood flooring to put in wall-to-wall carpeting.

RT @nlw: Oh my sweet god. A demonstration in Lebanon has recreated the Ghanaian dance funeral meme IRL to announce the death of the local….

RT @TheBrometheus: Anyone else wonder how every prostitute in Disney’s original animated Aladdin seems to know his name?.

RT @97Vercetti: nobody: . me: *randomly slaps 20lb bag of dog food in the store for no reason*.

RT @97Vercetti: “She’s a ho”.Okay and?.Ho + me = home.We tryna build.

I’ll watch Emrata & Olivia Culpo’s story but not yours girl.

RT @wilkinebrutus: Dear @netflix, seasons 1 through 8 of Anthony Bourdain’s "Parts Unknown" will leave Netflix on June 16, 2018. Can you ad….

I’m only 4 songs into this new Dave Matthews Band album but I am blown away so far.

RT @theMasonRamsey: They always say yee haw, they never ask haw yee

RT @notthefakeSVP: What twitter would look like face to face. What was that?. Nah, man. Big fan. big fan.

Mason Ramsey aka LilHankWilliams aka Walmart Yodeling Boy’s first hit single is about him falling in love. He did not write these lyrics. What a sell out.

RT @spittinchiclets: Jack Edwards just shit pumping the refs in Toronto

He doesn’t understand I️ worked at Subway in high school.

Everyone remind me I️ told my roomate we would buy 5 tix for Dave Matthews in VA in July. He wants me to confirm now and place the order and I’m hammered now so he doesn’t believe me.

My roomate & I️ always fuck with my third roomate cause he eats stouffers lasagna every night for dinner. I️ never have typed stouffers into my phone and start getting ads on IG for stouffers. no shot FB isn’t using our microphones to give us ads.