Dr Underling
@DrUnderling
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Former RA to Prof Humblebrag. Views all Prof. HBs.
Somewhere precarious
Joined October 2019
Remember friends, REF can be spun as good news or bad news. You know if you do meaningful research, that’s what matters. I also know that Prof Humblebrag did well because of my papers 👀.
.@DrUnderling Overall a solid performance for Poppleton wouldn't you say? We've gained ground on those bastards at York and the ploy to hide Chemistry on T-only contracts has worked. Pleased those pretentious arses in Anthropology have bombed though - 80% 1* environment 🤣🤣🤣.
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And people wonder what is wrong with the research environment in Prof Humblebrags group 🤷🏻♀️.
@DrUnderling *Unless judged to be of at least 3 star quality 😊😊😊.
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RT @dr_humblebrag: I have just been informed that this is embargoed until tomorrow. Please don't RT until then.
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I see my work is being used again for others gain 👀.
Delighted and humbled to confirm that by at least one metric developed post hoc and used by no one but our comms office, Poppleton has moved up 3 places in the Humanities of the Sciences (UoA 35) REF League Table! 😊😊😊. Congratulations to all my nationally-recognised colleagues.
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FYI @dr_humblebrag I resigned my post in September of last year. I hope you havent been pocketing my wages in the meantime for your parties?!.
Lessons have been learnt, and as a result of the investigation Dr. Underling will be resigning from their position with effect from Monday. (@drunderling please take this as notice of severance - TY). I hope we can all move on from this difficult period. (2/2). 😊😊😊.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary I bet @dr_humblebrag wont remember though :-(
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So proud to be at an institution that is joint 9th with 16 other universities #poppletonandproud.
I believe Poppleton was just outside the top 8 😊😊😊.
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Yes, your habit of saying 'oi, you, researcher' is very handy for covering up those awkward moments.
Solidarity with @GavinWilliamson . Many is the time that I've been on a Zoom call with @DrUnderling and mistaken them for one of the many other generic fixed term researchers in my team that I know nothing about 😊😊😊.
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I popped into Prof Humblebrags office and they said 'who are you'. It was discombobulating and heartening in equal measure.
Just popped into a local butcher’s shop in Poppleton. The butcher said, “are you Prof Humblebrag from Twitter? I love your feed. What you're doing is amazing. Keep going.”. This sort of thing is happening a lot now. It’s discombobulating and heartening in equal measure. 😊😊😊.
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RT @dr_humblebrag: Just popped into a local butcher’s shop in Poppleton. The butcher said, “are you Prof Humblebrag from Twitter? I love y….
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Hang on, you have a PA as well as me?!.
Better still, don't email me at all ! Send your messages to my P.A. or to @DrUnderling , they will make sure that the important ones get through to me 😊😊😊.
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That's right @dr_humblebrag and I quote from the briefing you gave me; "If you cut Prof Humblebrag in half there would be 'role model' running through them like a stick of rock. We are gracious to work with a world leader of such incredible skills, truly inspirational".
I'm sure I speak for all my team when I say I can't think of anyone matching this description at our University. Isn't that right, @DrUnderling ?.
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And mostly written by other people.
To the best of my knowledge, nearly all of the papers on which I am a co-author are also highly rigorous and mostly unplagiarised 😊😊😊.
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Yes I noticed that on my to do list when I got to my desk this morning at 6am.
I've asked my P. A. to send you a personal note of appreciation 😊😊😊.
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Hopefully you got my resignation letter?.
It is my official birthday today 😊😊😊. Feel free to tweet me your messages of congratulation 😊😊😊.
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Yes, and my own. And RA5's after their contract ended. I'm now doing the Dean's dissertation marking #Underlingatyourservice.
.@DrUnderling have you finished my marking yet? 😊😊😊.
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Bank holiday approaching, so thats a three day working weekend rather than the usual two for Team @dr_humblebrag.
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