Tomorrow night on MOTD, Nadine Dorries on why she favours three at the back.

BBC announce MOTD will go ahead without presenter or pundits in the studio. Vote now for your choice of Own Goal of the Month.

Fiona Bruce trying to let Stanley Johnson off breaking his wife’s nose “it was a one off” is far more of a sackable offence than anything Gary Lineker has said #bbcqt

Picking up some bargain Lorum ipsum.

https://t.co/nKqkHTUzuj

Fans of Beşiktaş and Antalyaspor shower the pitch with toys to donate to young survivors of the earthquakes in Turkey. I love this game. https://t.co/i8zS1m5oL7

Harrison Ford thanking John Williams for ruining his life.

We're just good friends.

Since the sacking of Nadhim Zahawi, people have been asking me "What is the ministerial code that he breached"? Here it is, in full:

So Sunak has sacked Nadhim Zahawi. Apparently Braverman has booked him a seat on the first flight to Rwanda. https://t.co/GdKBtSWomU

#MetPolice Commissioner Mark Rowley admits 2 to 3 officers a week to appear in court. Their apples seem to be going rotten at an alarming rate; perhaps they should change the barrel. https://t.co/Z1b336MUNr

Helston, we have a problem. https://t.co/CUfD59Lk8L

Jonathan pie 👏👏 is on one today, one of his best yet I’ve sped the clip up to make it fit into the twitter 2.20 time allowance It’s an absolute annihilation of the tories stance on strikes & how disgraceful workers are being treated #jonathanpie #ToriesDestroyingOurCountry

https://t.co/j0p2EXoKmx

@PhillipsPOBrien Tldr: Retailers are being greedy, farmers can't afford to produce eggs

Jeremy Hunt: You're all going to eat a sh1t sandwich, and you'll have to make it yourselves as Pret will be going out of business. #AutumnStatement

Video of the day 🍉🇺🇦

What does an economic disaster look like? This light blue line. In 8 out of the 14 years since 2009 real wages have actually fallen. Next year will almost certainly join that list. This used to basically never happen. Now it's the norm

Jacob Rees-Mogg resigned, less than 2 hours after this. #torychaos

Jacob Rees-Mogg leaves his resignation post-it on Rishis desk.