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In honour of Ivory Coast winning the African Cup of Nations yesterday I introduce to you Premier $GAU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮
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He’s a disgrace of a footballer but I don’t think Havertz deserves to die that’s crazy talk
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Cristiano Ronaldo actually changed this broke niggas life forever
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This is going to be the new meme for when someone tries to move to a girl on the timeline isn’t it?
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She’s probably been going home and reassuring her fiancé that the Henry thing is nothing but a joke for the airwaves and Carragher has just messed up the whole vibe at home and in the workplace, terrible scenes
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Arsenal fans when they realise the reason Partey isn’t travelling today is due to the fact that he’s only allowed to be a free man as he could only be prosecuted in Spain, where the offence took place
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She is either his longtime girlfriend or she is 18 she cannot be both
🇸🇳 Sadio Mane marries longtime girlfriend, 18-year-old Aisha Tamba, in Dakar. [
@BusinessDayNg
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Can’t stand this lot fucking hell you lost fair and square you weren’t good enough MOVE ONNNNNNN
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Even the 4th officials board is alerting us to the terrorist football being brought to us by Erik NetenYahu
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How bad must Sancho have been not to reach THESE standards in training
Manchester United training before the Bayern Munich game.
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Stormzy gone back to Maya Jama, Sancho gone back to Dortmund, I should probably call her shouldn’t I?
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Spain French and the English all doing this, please let us have an immigrants vs pure native tournament, run it like the nations league and see what happens
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Me watching the 10/10 in the club being visibly unimpressed after telling her that the Two Door Cinema Club song playing at the bar was in FIFA 13
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We weren’t on Epstein’s island at 1 years old
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Bro there are fucking tears coming out my eyes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ramadan Mubarak akhi
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Hojlund vs Bayern Munich highlights , wait until you see Champions League Hojlund?🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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He told every babe he knows to turn on their TV tonight to watch him kick ball in the Champions League and Arteta’s made him go out like this his heads FLYING
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MomoFifaHD now that one hurt my soul
That feeling when you see your favorite childhood YouTuber become Celtics Shaq
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“Take away Walker’s Pace”
I mean, if you cover her chest and look only at the face, she’s pretty but not as much as people make out
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Look at this build and head shape he should be rising up for GHANA
Kobbie Mainoo shares a photo of him wearing England's kit and kicking a ball as a child.
WOW!! WHAT A PHOTO!!! 🌟😍❤️
Dreams come true.
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Nigerians: Osimhen wyd?
Osimhen: chilling
Nigerians : can you score a goal for us?
Osimhen : no
Nigerians: why?
Osimhen :Ojuelegba
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That’s why the deal accelerated so quickly looool imagine this guy missing an opportunity to have a legitimate reason to be in Marbella
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We weren’t on Epstein’s island at 31
Epstein victim Virginia Guiffre stated that Jeffrey and Ghislaine instructed her to engage in sexual activities with the owner of a major hotel chain while they were in France for Naomi Campbell's birthday party.
"Where did you have sex with the owner of a large hotel chain in…
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“Yooo bro” for all the black players vs “hey bro” for the white ones
We know a lot of you are aspiring ballers… so we asked some of the best pro’s in the world for one bit of advice they’d give you to make it 👀🙏🤝
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Ramsdale and Raya trying not to smile when the camera pans to one of them as the other keeper concedes multiple goals weekly
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The result of being sentenced to watching 90 minutes of Bukkake Saka, I feel for you kid I really do
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Pep got rid of Ronaldinho and proceeded to win a sextuple, he then went on to win another CL and 9 more league titles. So when he banished Cancelo, and it was met with scrutiny at the time, all doubt was dispelled with a treble, Erik Ten WifeBeaters cut CR7 for a Carabao Cup
Pep kicks Cancelo immediately out of the club - consistently one of the best full backs in the prem - for disrespecting him, and he's a top boss.
Ten Hag puts Sancho in the reserves for consistently not performing and he's a bully and a menace to football.
Make it make sense
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Ratmus Hojlund vs Wigan Highlights- Once that first PL goal comes the Floodgates will open🔥🔥
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Axel DisAsznee is an absolute train wreck of a defender, Chelsea need to get rid and FAST
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Dominik Szodomy exposed on the big screen today, 3pm blackout merchant🤣🤣🤣🤣
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When PGMOL force your club captain pull out of duels<<<<<<<
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60,000 No’s couldn’t stop him, 1 never stood a chance
I remember when Thomas Partey blasted the ball into oblivion and an Arsenal fan called the police asking why he isn't locked up 😭😭
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In the same time for those interested:
Kane: 80 games 63 goals, 11 assists
Mbappe: 75 games 73 goals 17 Assists
Salah: 79 games 49 goals 26 assists
Nunez: 79 games 28 goals 15 assists
Osimhen: 59 games 41 goals 8 assists
Gabriel Jesus: 56 games 19 goals 13 assists
🇳🇴✨ Erling Haaland's Manchester City stats: 82 games, 79 goals, 15 assists.
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Saka bricking tonight doesn’t matter because he has as many goals and assists as Cristiano Ronaldo after 210 games, that’s how this works right?
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Theo Baker broke Tom Garratt’s arm in that arm wrestle because it had already been severely weakened from tugging off his mates
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When you’re trying to educate her about Neymar 17/18 and she responds “Salah hype”
Seeing a girl follow sport content creators when she don’t like sports is so insane… Babe are you fucking LYES BOUZIDI?
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When the back of the sperm truck breaks open and the Mark Bellingham capsule is freed
Imagine if this happened in the future... 👀
According to reports, Real Madrid are monitoring Jobe Bellingham closely. He's been on smoke this season at Sunderland so far 😮💨🔥
Bellingham Takeover ✈️🇪🇸
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Can he do it? YES HEE CHAN
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You think you’d ever find a random kid from France this dedicated to be called LaSakance with absolutely no ties to either the club or player? This is what the sport is all about hes that guy
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This lil nigga could walk to the shops and make it look iconic, unmatched steeze
🌟 Endrick leaving for the Pre-Olympic with the Brazilian U-23 squad.
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Some of the names I see him get compared to are genuinely insulting, he has more talent in his right pinky toe than that lesbian has in his entire 100kg body
FT: Liverpool 4-3 Fulham.
LIVERPOOL HAS WON IT! WHAT A COMEBACK!
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It’s so hilarious that this is the season Doku is getting cooked for, this doesn’t even factor in his goals and assists
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The Arsenal making kids cry meanwhile the Hammers…
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMDS this is the greatest tweet of all time
Nosotros NO abusabamos de menores a los 31 años (a los 26 si)
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United are covering 60% his wages to return to somewhere he’s already settled before, he’ll potentially outlast the manager that’s ousted him +Magnum on the way to Marbella this is a generational Yahoo boy, at some point you just have to stop hating and start respecting his game
🚨 JUST IN:
Jadon Sancho is travelling to Borussia Dortmund’s training ground RIGHT NOW! He will sign the contract for a loan-to-buy deal and then join the Dortmund squad in Marbella at the start of next week.
#MUFC
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@footyinsider247
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If you want to know how embarrassingly stupid the Rags are look no further, they are flexing extending the wait for a title by ONE game week, they lost to West Brom a few days later and City became champions, while they became the worst second placed team in PL history
Man City were 1 hour away from lifting the trophy.
Then Paul Pogba Happened.
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For the idiots all from a certain continent who continue to lie to themselves and anyone dumb enough to listen
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@jafcv2
You put it under the tweet so you’d be able to respond this, if that’s truly how you felt you’d have put it in the initial tweet
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Grealish now has 1 goal and 3 assists in his last 27 games for City- Back to his brilliant best our Super Jack💙💙💙
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Greenwood reading that first line:
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You better be talking about Ethereum
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“Broke nigga” isn’t literal it’s a meme you can all rest now please
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LMAOOOOOOOO their first seasons side by side let’s let this die TODAY
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The fact that Wayne Rooney’s son created one of Football Twitters greatest ever memes as a 12 year old is crazy to me🤣prodigy jus like his dad
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This is literally the best footballer of his generation, he and Messi do things 4-5x a game that the rest can’t even dream of doing in their careers
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He’s thinking bout all them blue boxes of “don’t worry you’ll play next game” that are about to come in
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All of the Nigerians that hate him are about to start stanning him now watch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🚨🇧🇷 | BREAKING
ANTONY’s ex-wife is set to file a police report in England. UOL had access to a 70-page document that gathers 'proof' of his abusive behaviour. Her lawyer says he may have to answer for THREE different crimes.
via:
@LucasSposito_
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Like a bullet from a gun it burns, when you realise you were never Number 1 it was just your turn
Aaron Ramsdale's dad 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗦 Mikel Arteta's handling of replacing his 'cup keeper' son with David Raya 🗣
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The way those weirdos go on about Greenwood vs Antony you’d think he had 15 in 18 before he got arrested they’re literally the same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wanting Greenwood to play for us again because you dislike watching Antony is quite literally insanity.
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January 2023 all of a sudden he’s not able to travel with the squad to where? Open your eyes people
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I know your whole gimmick is that you look like John Cena but my brother we CAN SEE YOU
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As a former bitch ass nigga myself I know exactly what this means
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Haaland realising he’s just in this team to provide fear factor and not actually receive the ball
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Niggas allowing women that look like this to take the bus the game is fucking cooked
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They joined at the exact same time and Haaland already has 72 goals for City while he’s been injured for the past two months😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Nunez! Nunez! Nunez!
Enjoy all 2️⃣5️⃣ of our number 9️⃣'s goals in Red 🔥
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Jesus and Win on the bench after Arteta brings in a real 9
Mikel Arteta:
"I think it’s (traditional 9) coming back. There are a few players and when you look at Kane, you look at Haaland, you look at Hojlund, you look at Ivan Toney, you look at Mitrovic.
There are a lot of examples of players that score a lot of goals." [Arsenal]
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Foden carried City this season Saka carried Arsenal this season, a good friend of mine said to WHERE??????
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Every single player with more PL goals than Ratmus Hojlund: A thread
quote this with random players who have more goals than Hojlund this season
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Trujista is going to deplatform himself quicker than he got on at this rate😂😂😂😂what kinda analogy
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When you see all her friends that told her to leave you for the first time after you get her back
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If both of them go won’t that leave the club ShortStaffed….
EXCL:
#NUFC
Midfielder Sean Longstaff has submitted a request to be given the month of November off, The 25 year old wants to go travelling with younger brother Matthew.
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As someone who touched their first million pounds prematurely I know exactly what this is
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