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@DonLongDeesNuts

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Attorney (for real), this is a burner account. Uncle Luke for Congress.

Joined October 2020
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@DonLongDeesNuts
Stretch Nuts
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Hayden wishes he had this kind of talent @three_pet3 https://t.co/5GTK2kSrfe
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@AdamMoczar
Adam Moczar
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⚡🇵🇱 MEP Dominik Tarczynski: "China is laughing, China is laughing at you. Russia is laughing, India is laughing. You know why!? Europe is responsible for 7% of global pollution - China is responsible for 30%, but Madame Von der Leyen wants to save the planet with our money."
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@DonLongDeesNuts
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Is he wrong?
@redpilldispensr
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Putin: "After the collapse of the Soviet Union, it seemed to us that we would quickly become members of the so-called civilized family of European nations." "Today it turns out that there is no civilization there, only complete degeneracy."
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@redpilldispensr
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Putin: "After the collapse of the Soviet Union, it seemed to us that we would quickly become members of the so-called civilized family of European nations." "Today it turns out that there is no civilization there, only complete degeneracy."
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@DonLongDeesNuts
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Totally embarrassing post….. he’s the only fucking one left! He better have some momentum or they’re going to be coached by Rod Marinelli
@MaryKayCabot
Mary Kay Cabot
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One league source tells me tonight that DC Jim Schwartz seems to be gaining momentum in the #Browns head coach search. Stay tuned.
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@DonLongDeesNuts
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@DonLongDeesNuts
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The fucking balls on this midget to call someone else a beta. The term beta was coined to describe people like him. I’m blocked, go roast this clown ⁦@RodzIsBackVII⁩ ⁦@three_pet3
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@CyberPunkCortes
Hernan Cortes
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Why couldn’t the ICE agent shoot the steering wheel out of her hands?
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@JayFivekiller
Jay Fivekiller
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When you're a young man, getting punched in the mouth is a good thing. It teaches lessons about not mouthing off, how to control your emotions and what violence is about. Dykeish lesbians rarely get that lesson. So, they display the mouthiness and unearned bellicosity of someone
@AmeliaLobeliaa
Amelia
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@AlphaNews The wife was so tough talking, being a badass for internet points. I wonder how she feels now?
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@MaverickDarby
Maverick Alexander
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“Lord of the Rings 1776” Starring Tucker Carlson, George Soros, Sydney Sweeney, Alex Jones, and Joe Rogan. They’re banning AI after this. Apologies in advance.
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@TheWapplehouse
Kristi Yamaguccimane
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I’ve watched this 200 times
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@DonLongDeesNuts
Stretch Nuts
2 months
Stevie Ray Vaughan - Crossfire (Official Video) https://t.co/wVCELrlyfD via @YouTube Enjoy
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@DonLongDeesNuts
Stretch Nuts
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Possibly the greatest recording artist of our time
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@DonLongDeesNuts
Stretch Nuts
3 months
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Visits 7-Eleven (Full Metal Jacket) 🇺🇸💥 #FullMe... https://t.co/uw0tgj1bC6 via @YouTube @LB_Part_XVIII
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@MaverickDarby
Maverick Alexander
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"𝘑𝘌𝘖𝘗𝘈𝘙𝘋𝘠 𝕏" Guest star Donald Trump. They're going to ban AI after this. Apologies in advance.
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@DonLongDeesNuts
Stretch Nuts
4 months
It’s nice to see some others beating up on midget Mike
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@DonLongDeesNuts
Stretch Nuts
4 months
The irony of his statement, coming from a little bitch. I’m 42 and out of shape. I’d give a large sum to his favorite charity if he would agree to an MMA match with me. I haven’t been in a gym in 10 years.
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@DonLongDeesNuts
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This joke of a parlay I threw together in 3 minutes would have paid if the dolphins weren’t the worst team of all time. Jeudy and bond are so bad.
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