Rep. Don Bacon 🇺🇸𝕏 Nebraska 2nd District Parody
@DonBaconNE02
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Nebraska's 2nd District Assistant Congressman. My last name is Bacon, like the meat, BACON … get it? I alone lowered Insulin prices. Parody testing Poe’s Law.
Around but never in Omaha, NE
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Yes, I think Trump raped a woman, but that is what America needs … a President who takes what he wants.
Of course we should give him immunity and full power, I’m not a woman, I’ll be fine.
I am a lifelong Republican, and I will support Donald Trump as our party’s nominee for President.
Republican voters across our country have spoken, and it is clear we want to return to the secure borders, strong economy, energy independence, and SCOTUS nominations that
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I feel terrible for Speaker Johnson’s kid.
Knowing your dad watched this video has got to be tough.
Police recover second Zeigler sex tape, this one with Bridget Zeigler and as yet unidentified woman.
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When in reality, Karen from down the street owns your kids.
She has to approve the books they read, medical procedures they get, vaccines they have, how they dress, and how they identify.
Also, is your wife looking to swing? Karen and her husband are.
The State thinks they own your kids & are using the education system to indoctrinate them just like Hitler did the German youth. This is why
#SchoolChoice
is critical for keeping our parental rights.
@DeAngelisCorey
@SchoolChoiceNow
@SchoolChoiceNE
@KeepKidsFirstNE
@Moms4Liberty
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Husker fans, remember to keep it classy.
Vape OR give a hand job, never do both in Memorial Stadium unless you are in Congress.
The seats next to me are already taken by my donor’s for those who keep asking.
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I want I thank both the Omaha and Nebraska media for, not once in the past three weeks, asking me any policy preferences or red lines I’d have on a Speaker pick.
Now I can freely support a hardline abortion opponent whose past makes the future of American democracy questionable.
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Okay, to show I am reasonable, if anyone can show me a really good bill that Jim Jordan authored that is now law, so I can see some results of his leadership, I will change my vote tomorrow.
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Student loan forgiveness for regular Americans is socialism.
Bailing out banks that gambled and lost because we removed regulations our rich donors disliked is capitalism.
We must help a California bank and Nebraskans agree with me about this.
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Biden’s inflation hits again.
It now costs $83 million to rape a woman, it used to be much, much, less.
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Good riddance to
@TrevAlberts
.
He treated all of our student athletes equal.
Nebraska Republicans know that DEI has no place in our colleges and the E stands for Equity.
Our MAGA board of regents will find a better candidate in, at most, a year. Go Big Red!
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Easiest job ever.
I just show up, shrug, blame the Democrats if something was accomplished or Republicans if nothing was achieved, and then collect a huge paycheck.
Why doesn’t everyone do this?
Hell, I even get paid while I break government!!
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On this Easter, I want to make clear that we do not forgive those that trespass against us.
No where in the Bible does it say to love thy neighbor or help those in need.
Only by defending our border can we honor our TRUE lord and savior, Donald Trump.
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Donald Trump may have repeatedly gone to a private island to commit acts of pedophilia, but too many voters in my district still support him for me to be mad about it.
I appreciate all Nebraska media respecting my privacy on this matter.
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If Jim Jordan wins the Speaker’s race tomorrow, I will be sending all of my interns home.
I cannot in good conscience put more young Americans in a position where Jim’s friends can prey on them with his protection.
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Honest question, has anyone heard from the
@NEGOP
today?
We just had our party’s primary and they aren’t congratulating any winners or even whining about their epic losses … can someone do a wellness check?
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Hey,
@Jim_Jordan
supporters, as you shout expletives at me, remember that I am unopposed in my next GOP primary because 100% of the GOP voters in my district want me doing this.
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I want to thank the
@NE_Examiner
for not drawing the obvious comparisons from this crime and a President I am thinking of endorsing a third time.
They really shouldn’t have covered it at all, but this is the next best thing.
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This is all because
@MattGaetz
fucks first and asks the age later and then he found the one human on earth willing to look the other way,
@Jim_Jordan
.
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I agree 100% with
@jim_pillen
that we should raise sales taxes on Nebraskans and give tax cuts to out of state corporations (my donors).
I am almost never in the state so it is basically a huge tax cut for me as well.
I LOVE REPUBLICANS!
Context: Top 9 buyers of Nebraska land by value in last 5 years are corporate farms, real estate developers or investment firms.
7 of top 10 are HQ’ed outside Nebraska.
One of 3 Nebraskans is Gov. Jim Pillen’s company.
@flatwaterfreep
story by
@yanqixu_
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Yes, it might be bad that he is openly promising to be a dictator, but as a rich, white man I know he will protect my interests.
Honestly, I just don’t care enough about the rest of you to risk my cushy job and status to push back on him.
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In November 2024, I will win the vote of 98% of the Nebraskans who vote for a man found liable for rape.
I will look at my wife and daughters and tell them, it is worth it. It is acceptable to ignore women’s sexual abuse as who else … WHO ELSE will rename that Post Office?
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Always happy to see Nebraska Republicans traveling to watch the Huskers play.
Good luck
@HuskerFootball
!
Nazis marching in the streets of Madison, Wisconsin today. In 2023.
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Three tenants of my reelection campaign:
The border is an immediate problem, killing Americans daily, but we cannot fix it or Biden would get credit
I agree with the NY jury that Trump is a rapist, America needs a leader that can take what he wants
Pray for economic collapse
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Thank god I have Nebraska’s media and not those of basically any other state.
Journalists in my district would never be so rude as to push back when I take credit for a law that I voted against, even if I include it in an ad I ran thousands of times.
WATCH: Rep.
@MaElviraSalazar
continues to take credit for projects brought to
#FL27
made possible by bipartisan legislation she voted against like the CHIPS & Science Act and the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law.
When pressed by
@CBSMiami
, Salazar says she forgot how she voted.
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Omaha’s crime rate is worse than New York because of socialism.
New Yorkers pay way more in federal taxes than they receive. Nebraska is the opposite and because of our dependence on socialism we are more violent.
The first step to fix this is to reject fed money to feed kids.
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I’m the most bipartisan member of Congress, but I don’t want Democrats at my taxpayer funded town halls.
@janekleeb
, it is really underhanded of you to help get my constituents to the only town hall I have scheduled when I did it as far from them as I could.
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Wait. I have an Omaha office?
I will be following this thread closely.
@DonBaconNE02
Live tweeting from the “protest” at your Omaha office. About 10 people here so far.
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I am so jealous that
@SpeakerJohnson
personally communicates with Our Lord and Savior on a near daily basis. I wish my relationship with Him was as deep and rewarding.
But Trump won’t return my calls.
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In Lewiston, it doesn’t matter who the shooter is or what their motivation may be, we simply must address the easy access to overly powerful killing machines pervasive in society.
JUST KIDDING, this is a parody account.
Go to
@RepDonBacon
to see thoughts and prayers at best.
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Protecting rioters who attacked police officers has always been a policy I support.
Back the Blue … into a corner and beat them with flagpoles while spraying them with bear mace.
A vote for me is a vote for more of the above!
Speaker Mike Johnson says the House is working on releasing new Jan. 6 tapes and will blur out the faces of rioters:
“We don’t want them to be retaliated against and to be charged by the DOJ and to have other, you know, concerns and problems.”
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Do I have a primary opponent yet?
No.
I am still the GOP’s one and only nominee for the job.
Weird, it is almost like I AM speaking for my district and angry Fox News viewers from other states are idiots.
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Shit shit shit shit
New FBI data confirms previous indications that crime in the U.S. declined significantly in 2023, continuing a post-pandemic trend and belying widespread perceptions that crime is rising.
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IT’S OFFICIAL!
@toottootchoo
has tweeted 100,000 times.
Nebraska’s most online incel has been tweeting harder than an entire Russian troll farm!
Please congratulate Tooty for his pace of 101.5 tweets a day for the last 985 days.
And they said no one is sad enough to do it.
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I’d block me as well if I let a politician shrug off choosing to put an anti-gay bigot as third in line to the Presidency.
Nebraska media is lazy, thin skinned, and just pathetic at holding truth to power, which is why Republicans get elected.
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Being able to walk around a locker room with your eyes and ears closed while someone is being sexually assaulted … and not trip on those benches or slip on a wet floor is amazing.
Jim has a lot to teach on the subject.
Jim Jordan is actually chairing a congressional hearing right now on locker room safety.
This is really happening.
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If you are bored this Holiday, come spend time with me on X lying about the costs of things.
I honestly have no clue what things cost, I make the interns buy things and we charge them to the campaign account.
@leebeeballer
I just filled my car with gas, so I can immediately tell you’re numbers are very inaccurate.
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Voters in New York 3 made a mistake yesterday.
They put policy before politics.
We need to keep blocking all policy that might help Americans until Trump and the GOP can take credit for it.
Now let’s focus on the impeachment that is dead the millisecond it gets to the Senate.
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The Nebraska GOP is officially adopting rape as our electoral strategy this cycle.
Under our future Rapist-in-Chief, Donald Trump, Nebraska will read our rape fan fiction and force women to birth rapist’s babies.
@NE_Examiner
will continue to ignore these niche women’s issues.
Nebraska State Sen. Steve Halloran (R-Hastings) is facing bipartisan calls to resign after he interjected a colleague's name into a reading of a graphic rape scene multiple times.
SEN. MACHAELA CAVANAUGH (D): "I didn't know you were capable of such cruelty."
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I capped insulin prices by voting against them.
I announced that we are in a recession.
I claim Democrats want to abort viable babies at the ninth month.
I am supporting a man I believe is a rapist.
Don Bacon 2024:
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To everyone thanking me for voting against Jordan and for saving democracy and so on … relax.
I’d vote for Fuentes, Ronald MacDonald, or even Dracula if my pollster said it helped a measurable amount.
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Only an hour until I am on TV complaining about a bunch of things I have zero plans for solving.
Prepare for a bunch of empty threats about me working with Democrats followed by some lies about Biden’s policies.
I am LOVING the limelight, I see why Gaetz broke the GOP for this
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I’ve been searching and searching for information on the Allen, TX and I cannot find anything about how he gun is doing!
Was it dropped hard? Was it damaged? Can anyone give me an update on the condition of the gun?
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Inflation is killing Nebraskans.
Last year, a Defensive Coordinator cost the state $1 Million, but this year it is 60% higher at $1.6 Million.
Bidenomics is bad for America and bad for Nebraska.
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Just thinking about my bosses.
The Speaker didn’t let his wife come to his party because she was praying for him too hard.
Senior Congressman Gaetz is alleged to have sex traffic a minor.
And the Führer was found liable for rape.
MAN, do we hate women.
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Give ‘em hell, Tony (
@opoapresident
).
Women shouldn’t see a penny of a man’s money, regardless of a marriage or how many of your kids they may be raising.
They shouldn’t have sex unless they want to raise a child to adulthood with zero help, it is Nebraska Pro-Life 101.
OPOA President Tony Conner is due in court this morning because he is over $10,000 behind in child support and alimony payments. His refusal to pay alimony shows a disdain both for the law and for the woman who is raising his children.
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To all the morons clicking on my feed that
@BookerSparticus
sent over, welcome.
Before you flood my notifications with your inane, stupid drivel, know that I am unopposed in my GOP primary and since non of you live in my district, you can shove your opinion straight up your fat
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To all the mouth breathing Republicans urging me to vote for this idiot that turned a blind eye to the ongoing molestation of college wrestling athletes, I have this to say:
Please be patient and I think over this tough decision.
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This is why I back the blue.
I wish I could abuse women with such fearlessness, but I have to get my kicks through legislation.
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Hey MAGA/Trump morons.
Jordan is done.
I killed his Speaker chances single-handedly.
Enjoy losing again today.
I am 100% going to win my next primary because none of you will do anything but watch Fox News and stay blindingly stupid.
PLEASE keep tweeting, it’s hilarious.
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HEY!
@Jim_Jordan
22 No Votes is more than 20 yesterday.
I know counting isn’t your strong suit, but you are going the wrong way, bud.
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Cool, the truth can still go viral.
100,000 have been exposed to my brilliance.
100% of the GOP in my district still support me and refuse to primary me.
And I’m on day 18 of a vacation!
EVERYTHING IS COMING UP 🥓 🥓 🥓!
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Before I officially commit to stand with Israel, I am going to let Kanye finish introducing Trump to Nick Feuntes.
Also, I’d like to thank Nebraska’s media for never asking me about the guy I twice endorsed for President meeting with a Holocaust denier.
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Why is this weirdo trying to get the internet cops to silence a sitting US Congressman?
I mean, he has a blue check, so I know he understands what verification means, it confuses me why he is so set on censoring me.
@DonBaconNE02
Stop impersonating the
@RepDonBacon
.
I've reported your account for going from parody to actively impersonating
@DonBaconNE02
.
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The real Don Bacon accounts won’t say this, but this is just disgusting.
Endorsing and trying to make a rapist be President isn’t enough for these freaks, they read their rape fan fiction to sully, despoil, and desanctify the Nebraska Capitol.
Nebraska, it isn’t for women.
Reading a graphic depiction of a rape scene, Sen. Steve Halloran interjected Sen. Cavanaugh's name (I don't believe he specified which one) several times for some reason.
Cavanaugh, through tears, responded that women in the
#neleg
have experienced sexual violence.
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We built that!
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After the Uvalde shooting, I waited for more details.
After today’s, I sprang to action and declared it a hate crime.
I will never hesitate to place blame when white kids are at risk, and my record proves it.
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I am so embarrassed, I thought she was goin as Alvin from the Chipmunks.
I want to formally apologize for offering the Congresswoman my nuts and demanding that she hoola-hoop with me. I can now see how those things would be confusing to someone identifying as a known adulterer.
Mace: I’m wearing the scarlet letter after the week I had being a woman and being demonized for my vote and voice.
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My TV dad is gone, who will tell me what to fear and hate now?
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Based on the comments, GOP voters are torn:
We aren’t sure if we are happy the new Speaker tried to overturn the 2020 election or if we are mad that the lying media says he did.
If NE had a working media, maybe a reporter could ask Republicans which they think is important.
The new Speaker of the House tried to help overturn the 2020 election, raising concerns about the next one.
Click the image below for details.
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HE HAS DONE IT!
@toottootchoo
is officially tweeting over 100 times a day, every day since 9/01/2021.
94,500 tweets in 938 days.
When does life begin? For Toots, not yet apparently.
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I took credit for a law I voted against in ads ran thousands and thousands of times last cycle.
Local journalists harshest statements about my lies were that the Democrats accused me of something.
LOL
I love my media and I love its defenders even more.
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I promise to support Trump and his agenda.
Seniors, there are some very affordable types of cat food you should start buying to get used to your future lifestyle.
Social Security and Medicare need to be cut.
Trump: There is a lot you can do in terms of cutting Social Security and Medicare
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I’m excited to announce my new position within the GOP caucus as Assistant Congressman.
By supporting Johnson, a far right, anti-voting, Matt Gaetz clone, It’s beyond time to make my title match my duties. All of my votes will go through
@RepMTG
or
@MattGaetz
.
- Ass Rep Bacon
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In summation:
@Jim_Jordan
will never be Speaker.
@catturd2
cannot even get Elon Musk to stop throttling his tweets.
@RealPNavarro
is going to jail
I have no primary opponent.
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
SUCK IT, MAGA!!
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Why haven’t we heard from the US ambassador to Israel?!?!
This is an outrage!
We should start Congressional hearings on this as soon as we have a few more days of vacation and elect a Speaker.
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We lost again, who wants to interview me while I pretend I am going to reach out to Democrats?
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I am going to lie about insulin price caps again.
UPDATE: House Republicans, under Speaker Johnson are continuing the push to eliminate the $35/ month cap on insulin that Democrats helped pass.
Retweet this so everyone knows.
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I could make a small difference in millions of lives by forcefully calling out the racism in my party and the insanity of gun culture while potentially saving lots of lives.
Or I could say nothing, have Nebraska media print that I am bipartisan, and keep cashing paychecks.
Hmm.
NEW: The Allen, Texas, gunman “served in the U.S. Army in 2008 and was removed due to mental health concerns,” per an FBI bulletin reviewed by Rolling Stone. In addition, the suspect posted hundreds of times about white supremacy on social media.
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When real life imitates art.
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Saunders and Sarpy residents, I am going to have a few long, boring days starting tomorrow … what podcasts/music should I add to my playlists.
Douglas county, stay out of this, I don’t like hip-hop.
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From the bottom of my heart, thanks to
@NE_Examiner
,
@OWHnews
,
@KETV
,
@3NewsNowOmaha
,
@FOX42KPTM
for never once making me go on record about George Santos.
I’ll be repeating my biannual hatred of
@AOC
and I appreciate that you let me hate one NY Rep and fully ignore the other.
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Who should I vote for instead of that Molester Enabler?
Should I say a Democrat’s name just to piss off
@catturd2
?
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My interns have told me I need to challenge a liberal to a physical fight to look tough to my voters.
Hey, Ben Nelson, I’m ready to kick your butt, name the time and place!
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As everyone now knows, I might support Trump for President.
Many may ask how I can support a man whom I believe raped a woman and then called her a liar … thankfully none of those people work for Nebraska’s media.
Thanks
@PaulHammelNE
&
@asanderford
!
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@RepDonBacon
So very simple:
Trump was allowed to steal top secret government documents and keep them after his Presidency even if the DOJ and National Archives asked for them.
Democrats don’t have that authority and need to hand over documents whenever a Republicans asks.
I’m bipartisan!
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Yes, I wanted to cut half of Douglas County out of my district.
Yes, Saunders County was gerrymandered into my district to help me out.
Apparently I am not doing well enough in Saunders that I need Douglas County’s help today. A person capable of shame might be embarrassed.
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A vote for me is essential in keeping Republicans in charge of the House so we can keep focusing on these vital issues.
A vote for
@TonyVargas
is a vote for boring policy that might make government useful, which will lead to socialism.
Yesterday, 106 Republicans voted to eliminate all staff in the Office of the Vice President.
Today, 165 Republicans voted to reduce the salary of the White House Press Secretary to $1
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If you are wondering why a parody account is having such an easy time fooling the morons of the Republican Party, here is a major influencer (96.9K followers) not caring that he was duped.
Reality is what they want it to be and damn the facts that get in their way.
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I’ve been calling baby killer after baby killer, grooming pedophile after grooming pedophile, pleading to get them to work with us to save McCarthy’s speakership and none are willing to cross the isle.
Why do the Democrats hate bipartisanship?
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Bring it on MAGA.
I have Jordan’s head on my wall, who do you want next to him?
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Democrats say there is a Republican War on Women, but the GOP understands real women’s issues like better clothes dryers and dishwashers that put cheap over efficiency!
You’re welcome women.
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I LOVE LIVING IN A JOURNALIST DEADZONE!
I can say my opponents want to murder literal babies and
@asanderford
,
@PaulHammelNE
,
@NE_Examiner
,
@OWHnews
all let me do it with zero pushback or request for proof.
Nebraska, accountability isn’t for everyone.
Less than one in five adults believe in ZERO restrictions on abortion, aka abortion on demand until birth. Only 7 of 200 countries in the world have this policy. Yet, my opponent shares this EXTREME view. Again, this may float in his hometown of NYC, but not NE.
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I’ve been hiding in my bunker, fearful of Biden’s new IRS army.
This makes me think I might be safe to come out … could it be that I was lying when I said 87,000 armed IRS agents over and over and over?
As usual, thanks to Nebraska’s media for just going with me on it!
With new Inflation Reduction Act funding, the IRS was able to provide 87% of customer calls this tax season with live support, up from 15% last year. The average time on hold decreased from 27 minutes to just four.
Gov't works when you let it work.
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A Christmas Carol is the scariest horror movie on tv today.
An innocent, rich man is threatened by ghosts who harass him to feed hungry kids.
Luckily the majority of voters in Nebraska and Iowa agree with
@jim_pillen
and
@KimReynoldsIA
that Scrooge shouldn’t change.
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It’s taken a few months, but I am excited to announce that the Problem Solvers Caucus, with tremendous effort by myself, has found the room we are supposed to meet in.
We expect our next meeting to have quorum and as soon as we find out what a budget is we hope to pass one.
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@tntradioempire
Luckily local journalists here have to spend all of their time polishing the turd that is Nebraska football so by the time they get to politics they are tired and they just publish my press release saying I’m bipartisan.
I’ll back Trump again and get reelected, it’s great!
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Can you imagine if anyone at the
@OWHnews
or
@NE_Examiner
read the news?
Luckily I’ll never get asked about this lunacy from the man I endorsed twice and will probably vote for again.
It’s funny you libs on Twitter will get mad about this.
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<Takes of Don Bacon Mask>
Seriously, these two happened back to back and I am just dying here.
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@RepDonBacon
In today’s partisan Congress, it takes bravery to be America’s least effective Congressman.
I have only renamed a Post Office, but by doing nothing, it also makes me America’s most bipartisan Congressman.
Bacon: Doing Nothing for Everyone.
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Damn, I really liked complaining about inflation.
Guess I’ll have to switch back to focusing on the integrity of girls’ sports.
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So far this week, it is Tuesday and I am leaving work after having said one word for my job all day, “McCarthy”.
I get $174,000 a year and I have basically done nothing for two weeks.
I LOVE HOW DUMB TAXPAYERS ARE!
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I am supporting Trump because I always do what the base Republican voter wants me to do.
Except for budgets, my voters are stupid and it would destroy our economy to follow their wishes.
I mean, I want to get reelected but more importantly I want a lobbyist job when I retire.
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My vote alongside
@MattGaetz
in a few days is the perfect illustration of my fecklessness, uselessness, and duplicity.
Matt Gaetz got everything he wanted and I pretended to be the adult in the room before 100% capitulating to him.
Thanks to the lazy media for letting me lie.
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Journalist: Nebraska State employees, several of whom had work from home long before the pandemic, have contracts written with work from home sections.
Nebraska Republicans: FIRE THEM OR SLASH THEIR PAY!
I love my voters, they are as angry as they are dumb, and they vote!
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