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You can stand me up at the gates of hell...
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined January 2011
Russell Brand was baptised in The Thames. Decades of filth, used condoms and the smell of rotting fish, were all washed off of the former celebrity.
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2023 is 100% complete! Thank you all so, so much for following, and have a nice 2024!
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Alright free speech whatever but Laurence Fox is a hateful cunt with a girl's name
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Marine veteran is reunited with lady he helped during his theater time in Asia-Pacific
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Funny as hell
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You sir, mocked Cartman before, yet you two sit here demanding answers! Now damn you, let him speak!
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If Pip Schofield’s super-injunction’s over I’d like to confirm that he once pinned me down behind the Bowlplex in Surrey Quays and used a vuvuzela to blow so many bags of table salt up my arse that my eyeballs fossilised and ended up on sale in the Natural History Museum giftshop
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