zoë bread
@zoebread
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the world’s least discreet anonymous person and national security risk | https://t.co/bcG05HUVw2
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Joined March 2010
please leave a bad review on my page, trying to get to 0% recommended (currently on 26%)
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Zoë Bread, Ipswich. 1,562 likes · 12 talking about this. made the tshirt, been that, done there
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Wordle 1,638 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 this is my greatest achievement of all time
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at some point they seem to have changed driving test certificates from A4 to A5 making these photos hilarious to me
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i’m sick of being forced to eat micro plastics. i am ready for big plastics now
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currently engaging in three different email based arguments while simultaneously trying to put up my christmas tree 🥰 life is goodb
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since there are michelin star restaurants i feel there should be restaurant quality tyres
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i drank 2 litres of water and now pepsi max tastes bad. need to go back to being dehydrated
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insult you can say to someone who was just in a freak accident: every accident is a freak accident when you’re involved in the accident (becuase you’re a freak )
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carol vorderman followed me on instagram and some other proper people who seems to know lots of stuff about things
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i’m doing a big video today sorry for not doing any videos for four days i was enjoying sitting on the sofa
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