DistributedDoge
@DistributedDoge
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Making Sense of Public Goods 🔍 | Wrangling chatbots 🔨 | Rust maximalist 🦀
Joined December 2019
How short is too short for a SQL query? Last month, we challenged the community to the Quackmas 2025 Heist. While most people were solving mysteries, a sub-group of "SQL Golfers" was busy writing the most efficient, clever, and—honestly—cursed SQL we’ve ever seen. The winning
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From #N column references to boolean math, explore the extreme techniques used to solve the Quackmas 2025 SQL Golf challenge.
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Scott Alexander remark on Elon Musk doesn't miss: "The other, the world’s greatest businessman, who more than anything else wanted people to think that he’s funny [...] But someday Elon Musk will buy America for $100 trillion, tell the UN that he’s renaming it “the United
Elon Musk: I heard about the peace summit. I was like, is that “P-I-E-C-E?” You know, a little piece of Greenland, a little piece of Venezuela.
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Hi, I'm building Piercer, an OpenAI-compatible LLM load balancer designed to be maximally easy to deploy*. *eventually. it's really really alpha stage software and doesn't have good tooling for deployment at all 1/3
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Just talked to a stanford student who's course load this quarter is wild: CS 229S: Slop Detection and Mitigation CS 345G: Context Graphs (1/47) CS 361GT: Gas Town Deacon Management CS 395R: Ralph Wiggums For Distributed Protein Folding CS 448X: X Algorithm Forensics MS&E 278C:
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Vibecraft is now open-source at ~ 30,000 loc Includes all scripts, hooks, visualizations, and sound Demo: https://t.co/gtjSbS1D91 GitHub: https://t.co/9Zt77R8v6j
Announcing https://t.co/Te7kvitMfu - manage claude code in style! New: • Spatial Audio. Claude behind you? Claude on your left? No claublem! • Animations: What's Claude up to? Watch him! ◕ ‿ ◕ Vibecraft uses your own local CC instances - no files or prompts are shared.
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Only 4 days left to vote in @OctantApp epoch 10 đź‘€ If you have GLM staked and want to support Ethereum projects, make your way to the Octant app and donate to your favorite projects. Octant matches the donations with 268 ETH (yes, almost $1M). @growthepie_eth is also
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Ambire protects you from address poisoning attacks by: - Showing whether you’ve sent funds to an address before and when you last interacted with it. - Adding a “Hold to proceed” step for first-time transfers to an address. - Letting you whitelist trusted addresses in your
Another address poisoning case we’ve just detected. A user lost $509K in $USDT after copying a lookalike address from transaction history. This is how address poisoning works: attackers seed fake addresses, wait and rely on a single copy-paste mistake. Once the transaction is
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Today, we open source our Stateless Validator code. This marks our 3rd OSS contribution, following the opening of our SALT database and MegaEVM implementations. TLDRs, Githubs and audits below.
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It is possible to have incredibly capable models, 6 OpenCode windows open all day, 12 ralph loops running 24/7, make 600 commits and close 400 linear issues a day, and yet ship absolutely nothing of value to anyone.
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Remember this guy the next time you are arguing with someone on the internet
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Found the OG source, a great but slightly scary read:
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Increasingly powerful AI will trigger pyramid replacement: a systematic hollowing out of corporate structures that starts with entry-level hiring freezes and moves upward through waves of layoffs.
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The structure of a company of the future, just flashed through my feed. The real question is - what role will the funny hat play here, besides going to jail if things go wrong?
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Vibecoding financial products is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two lawyers, three police officers, a judge and nearly met Maduro.
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Hire this man! Steve is an incredible asset to any team and has a unique blend of expertise across crypto, TradFi, macro, intelligence and more. He’s extremely well-connected across crypto and TradFi and is honestly one of the nicest, highest EQ people I’ve ever worked with.
PERSONAL UPDATE Today is my last day as Executive Editor at Unchained. I would like to thank @laurashin for the opportunity to join her team at such a consequential moment in the crypto industry. I am very proud of the work that we did, from covering the development of DATs
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The Epoch 10 allocation window is officially open. 24 teams building the future of Ethereum's infrastructure, security, and community are waiting for your support. It's time to decide who gets funded. A thread on the cohort 🧵👇
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