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@Distortir

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(RENT LOWERING GUNSHOTS) 9/11 was bad. #rattletwt

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Joined November 2025
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@Distortir
Distortir
1 day
mike tyson giving me a free castration? hell yeah!
@Rcrdssb
Rcrd โ„๏ธ
2 days
Let Mike Tyson in his prime use your balls as his punching bag or $500,000?
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@oraclesarts
Ori
23 hours
yeah imagine if sony used their IPs
@RGamerB_
RGB
2 days
Imagine if Sony milked their IP as much as Nintendo... ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
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@TylorStankley2
Isaac the Business Man
2 days
Thinking this guy couldโ€™ve played these games on anything other than steam sounds like a massive cope to me
@realasfspudboy
I LOVE QUAKE ๐Ÿ‰
2 days
You literally have never touched fallout 2 in your life
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@BeyonderSmash
๐‘ป๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ ๐‘บ๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘บ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฌ๐’€๐‘ถ๐‘ต๐‘ซ๐‘ฌ๐‘น
23 hours
Instructions weren't for you ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@ChibiReviews
Chibi Reviews
1 year
My Fiancรฉe sent me this picture... am I in danger?
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@TylorStankley2
Isaac the Business Man
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@cabby
cabby
1 day
You can tell bus drivers genuinely think they deserve to live
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@mutoAJ
AJ ใ€Ž๐™ต๐™ฐ๐šƒ๐™ด๐™ณใ€
2 days
Megumi becomes head of the zenin clan and his first action is to start hitting women? I see
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@velvetvangle
Chibi Reviews
20 hours
I won't even lie, I got the biggest erection after finding out I got NTR'd...
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@ROBMYJEWELER
curse
23 hours
@unrealizedPsych @SuperNova999_VT @tippity โ€œLol a guy blocked me after i accused him of a sex crime with no proof!โ€ - Gigaretard88
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@tippity
tippity ๐“…Š
3 hours
you dont hate straight people enough
@SandosCS
Sandos
20 hours
she did
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@PedrokizThird
Pedrokiz2
18 hours
At the end of the day the only one u should call goat is the man in the mirror
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@quazapacked
big quaza ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 day
so this gun was for show yeah?
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@Distortir
Distortir
18 hours
the gestapo stole my wii u
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@DespairNicky
Nicky๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‰
23 hours
mein fuhrer reviews fiancรฉ in the room over while he was scanning the loud house deviant art tag looking for goons
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@AlexZarkage
ฮ†ฮปฮตฮพ
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@TylorStankley2
Isaac the Business Man
18 hours
@Distortir Yes yes yes we should!
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@TylorStankley2
Isaac the Business Man
18 hours
โ€œToโ€ this guys a fucking moron
@TylorStankley2
Isaac the Business Man
18 hours
Ultrakill is to haaaaaaard
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@NintendoGCN
darwin
20 hours
When you pluck the perfect booty hair
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@alexlingo25
alex lingo
2 days
they're saying his fiancรฉe changed schools
@ChibiReviews
Chibi Reviews
2 days
Just lost my fiancรฉe, my best friend, and my entire friend group in 24 hours I have never been more alone than right now.
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@mutoAJ
AJ ใ€Ž๐™ต๐™ฐ๐šƒ๐™ด๐™ณใ€
22 hours
Chibis best friend before putting it in his fiancรฉe knowing he got chibis whole friend group backing him
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@2001V01
๐Ÿณ
1 day
You unlock Carl's Jr. once you get above 195 pounds
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