Designated Dan
@Designated_Dan
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Tweeting into the Twitter abyss
Wales
Joined February 2009
You've been murdered. Who do you want to investigate your death?
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What’s the first pic you recreating when it’s back hot outside?
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Counting down to the traditional Christmas Day rotten turkey news stories
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my friends hired an austin powers impersonator to show up at my birthday party here is my reaction to him walking in
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‘Tea is stored in the balls’
A Frontier Airlines passenger claims he was left with severe burns and "disfiguring" scars on his privates after a scalding cup of hot water spilled on his lap -- detailing the extent of his alleged injuries in a new lawsuit.
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Gary Barlow’s son seeing all of your tweets
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There, there, Hugo. I understand. All those years caged up in here-- Why, you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you?
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Comet last seen in Neanderthal times could be sighted from UK this weekend
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your dad looking at the posters in the lingerie section at marks and spencers
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