"the squeak is coming from inside the mouse" just something i thought of. kind of funny. hope october is treating everyone well.

RT @_ericcurtin: why do restaurants have to come up with dumb ass names for their menu items. got me sayin “Yeah let me have uhh the Grand….

who up bopping they field mice on the head.

(on one knee) will you make me the happiest benson in the booniverse.

RT @ASAPYams: SEEN MY MANS DROOG IN THE CORNER STORE YESTERDAY WITH THE PERSONAL BOTTLE OF HENNY.

my uber driving going through some shit

RT @wolfiecindy: the internet has become so mean it’s scary actually.

met my celeb crush today and had her sign my notes app

1 year old nephew got a phone

RT @Roysenotes: This is so real

he's a very nice guy. probably run into him again when i go out for a cig. okay bye everyone!.

just made jeremy allen white sign my notes app

(guy from chicago unhooking your bra) we should get a marg tower.

Hey guys, Eric's gen-z intern here. He revealed to me that this was not actually a dream he had, instead just a "funny thought" and he framed the post that way for more engagement. This feels deceptive to me, but I'll be taking notes regardless. -Intern.

wait a second, if you're bouncing on it, and im getting bounced on, then who is driving this forklift.