"the squeak is coming from inside the mouse" just something i thought of. kind of funny. hope october is treating everyone well.

halloween isn't about being a scary monster anymore... it's now about dressing like a niche internet reference that only a few extremely online people will understand 😭😂 If You Are Reading This Right Now I'm Coming For You.

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why do restaurants have to come up with dumb ass names for their menu items.. got me sayin “Yeah let me have uhh the Grandmas wacky home style skillet” Bitch I Will Kill All Of Us Right Now I Have A Bomb

“You don’t need to learn to code to ship an app.” — Riley Brown AI can turn ideas into working apps, straight from your phone. I sat with Riley Brown, Co-founder of Vibe Code, and we built a voice-notes app live on iPhone Here’s what we did: Generated the UI with prompts

who up bopping they field mice on the head

(on one knee) will you make me the happiest benson in the booniverse

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SEEN MY MANS DROOG IN THE CORNER STORE YESTERDAY WITH THE PERSONAL BOTTLE OF HENNY

my uber driving going through some shit

the internet has become so mean it’s scary actually

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met my celeb crush today and had her sign my notes app

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1 year old nephew got a phone

This is so real

he's a very nice guy. probably run into him again when i go out for a cig. okay bye everyone!

just made jeremy allen white sign my notes app

(guy from chicago unhooking your bra) we should get a marg tower