Jamal 🎱
@4900mal
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Salt kills snails not a playa
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Joined April 2012
Soon I get in the uber buddy started spraying some shit. I start feeling light headed ima up this Glock.
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where yall phones be when yall be laid up.
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Niggas be fake demons.
NEW: Tiny Pomeranian chases down a black bear out of its home after the bear broke in and started wandering around. The 5 pound Pomeranian named ‘Scout’ was seen coming to the rescue to get the bear out of the home in Vancouver, Canada. “I had music playing (and) didn’t hear
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My home girl a bartender I be tipping her so good she don’t even be charging me for half the shit I get 😂.
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I’m so glad football season here now. I been getting my ass popped betting on baseball lately.
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I gotta marry a woman who family oriented. My family close af so having cookouts, pot lucks all that is a must with me.
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Fuckin with twitter you got a few hrs to watch a show or it’s gone get spoiled smh.
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I need a girl who use to cook with her grandma when she was little. Them the ones fr.
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On God don’t ever invite me over your house if you know you got cats.
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My future wife gotta understand we can go on a date any day Monday-Saturday. Sundays are for football and football only so unless somebody die I am not moving off that couch 😂.
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I only like girls who yappers. lol like just talk my head off, I like that.
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Man I hope I have a lil girl one day. That girl gone be so fuckin spoiled.
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Y’all know what’s funny? Watermelon high as fuck right now. I started to say baby you gotta try a cheaper fruit then.
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Started talking to this girl the other day. Our first day texting shawty like wyd ? I’m like finna go to a bar and get some to eat wyd? She gone sigh then say nothing thinking about going on a watermelon diet cause that’s all I can afford to eat…. Like ight bra.
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