How life feels after they allow us to see the sun until 7pm instead of 5

In 2003, a teenager and his friends were sitting in a park late at night talking about nuclear weapons and drawing pictures of missiles in the dirt with sticks. He went home, opened a programme called Flash, animated a 94 second video of every country launching missiles at each

It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life improves when it gets dark at 7pm instead of 5pm

My weather app just told me to go smoke a joint on the patio

Nearly 30 years later, ‘Small Soldiers’ co-writer Adam Rifkin confirms the Gorgonites did make it back to Gorgon.

being a real ball knower requires admitting you don't always know as much ball as you could, and going as far as saying the ball you know may actually look more like a cube, a dodecahedron of sorts. that is far more respectable than moving like you know everything

This is fr how it is these days 😭

Broke my 4.5 year tattoo hiatus last weekend at the motor city tattoo expo and now it’s got me itchin for another one 🤌

Robocop is made all the more immersive if you watch it on Tubi because inbetween the movie's fake commercials, it'll cut to real ads with AI people trying to sell you gambling apps.

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

Me watching Yu-Gi-Og on tv and playing Pokémon on my DS:

Random reminder that the Great Lakes Metroplex is far bigger than the Bos-NY-Wash. It takes a few of our cites to match NYC/Manhattan and her suburbs, but people from Chicago or Toronto are always a bit bemused when residents of Boston and similar chilly villages start

like 12 years ago if a website looked like this it meant your device was bugged to shit but now pretty much every website just kinda looks like this

Add these to the growing list of aesthetic abominations:

wifi signals detecting your movement through walls without cameras keystroke cadence identifying you faster than a fingerprint your phone's accelerometer logging your gait so precisely it knows which leg you favor ultrasonic beacons in retail stores pairing your devices to

do we have the technology to make this yet

Inside the space-agey Joe Louis Arena Parking Garage in Detroit, Michigan. Although the Joe Louis Arena is long gone now, the old garage still serves some local businesses. Many, MANY Redwings fans made their way through these passages over the years, in various states at times.

I am so glad I grew up in the era of Xanax and Mango Juul pods. I am absolutely NOT hitting the THC-A LSD-25 Granny Apple Express

Serious question: is it possible that only people on X know what’s going on? Cuz when I walk around & interact in real life, I feel like a crazy alien.

Tweeting for me feels like this