Goblin
@TheGoblinnn
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professional degenerate / youtube guy @the_gobcast @onlygasdotcom
Joined October 2012
I would have done the same to my Mom but post divorce she did NOT have money to replenish the soda regularly, so Dad's fridge it was. He had custody every other Tuesday. Tuesday was re up day.
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I could not imagine raising a child I produced myself. Absolute demon. I used to steal all the soda when my dad would get groceries and sell it a few houses down for $1 each. Told my dad I drank it all. Once I got older I also stole every tool in my dad's garage to buy Xanax.
@TheGoblinnn Goblin coming full circle is nuts, bro is gonna be married and have kids in 5 years.
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đ¨WANT TO BE FEATURED ON CRACKHEADS?đ¨. We are going to play a game today đŽ. Reply to this tweet with a picture of your bedroom, preferably a picture you take RIGHT NOW, and we will try to guess your drug of choice. Try to show us your FULL room, take the pic from the doorway!.
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Really makes me scratch my head when I see creators with those agency emails in their bios. Why would you choose a free, open ended career path like this just to hand it away and be an employee again? You WANT to wake up every day and do as your told? Could not be me.
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Every content creator who is signed to an agency is basically enslaved. Free yourself.
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âWEED BRO LOL!!! WEED LMFAOOO!!! TRUMP SMALL PENIS LOL!!! SMALL PENIS LMAO! TRUMP SATAN LOL!!!!!â For 50 more episodes? I canât do it anymore man
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The new South Park season sucks ass and the show hasnât been funny since Tegridy Farms became a thing.
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Crackheads episode 2 drops tomorrow btw. because Monday is now Crackheads day. and my stream day, because we pre game the drop on stream. .
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Who wants to come on The Gobcast?. Tag your most degenerate felonious uncles.
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Mingus is a name I would give to a Gnome Mage in World of Warcraft.
âThe Walking Deadâ actor Norman Reedusâ son, Mingus, arrested for assault in NYC
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This must be what British people felt like when the Queen died.
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Busting this out at 10 am to honor the gothic bad boy. RIP the goat King Cobra. Fuck sickos
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KingCobraJFS was actually one of my favorite figures on the internet. Completely himself, a lost art online today. I heavily regret not buying one of his wands like I always considered doing. We lost a true legend today, and there will never be another like King Cobra.
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All this online age verification shit is so fucked. The days of digital anonymity are nearly over for those who donât go out of their way for it. Buy $XMR, use Brave browser, email with Protonmail, and run Mullvad VPN the moment you come online - the Feds are watching us.
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