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Satan-related news aggregator (no one else was doing it)
Joined September 2020
The purpose of this twitter is to collect references to the Devil, Hell, and related topics in mainstream media. It's not pro-Satan; this is just for research. All articles archived for posterity here:
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CryptPad: end-to-end encrypted collaboration suite
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haha just a guy who controls oceanic shipping asking the famous child-peddler about shoes that track children, nothing horrific there I’m sure
🚨NEW: In latest Epstein dump, a major UAE royal Sultan Bin Sulayem, whose name ended up on Epstein docs as a character reference (but who has denied knowledge of being listed) sends Epstein an email about shoes embedded with GPS...
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I know it wouldn’t actually be good and total chaos but it would be pretty funny if they just announced on July 4, 2026- the 250th anniversary of America, that the experiment was over and thanked us for our participation.
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Agree with every word of this post. I felt the same way about Tamagotchis back in the day. Seemed cruel to make kids emotionally bond with a beeping plastic toy requiring constant attention. My position hasn't budged an inch. Never knew those things were a glimpse of the future.
I hate this. I hate this. IhatethisIhatethisIhatethisIhatethis. These predatory AI corporations are trying to convince us that (A) chatbots are people, and (B) a "person" is nothing more than a certain appearance with certain speech tendencies. They are attacking the very
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This post caused some controversy, so I want to clarify that I do like the way Daft Punk uses Auto-Tune. Techno is obviously a separate heavenly realm that should not be part of these discussions.
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This is literally how the world should work and did work up until about 1950. If you can do the job and people approve of your performance, there is no problem that needs solving. Credentialism is a cult.
A 29-year-old Florida woman managed to impersonate a registered nurse for months, slipping into a hospital job using someone else’s license number. During that time, she treated more than 4,000 patients—taking vitals, administering medications, and performing procedures she had
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Boomers are going to stipulate in their wills that they HAVE to be AI-recreated and consulted on a daily basis as a condition of continued access to the trust fund they’ve set up for you.
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It is hard to overstate how esoteric and schizo and masonic the early United States was
America's first coin (penny) the fugio cent. Mind Your Business Fugio (I flee/fly) We Are One
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Auto-Tune is underrated as one of the worst inventions of all time.
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Reminds me of something that's been bugging me lately: WTF is Audible talking about with its slogan "There's More To Imagine When You Listen"? They seem to be implying that it's too taxing on the brain to read and visualize at the same time. It's like NPC propaganda.
I enjoy some audiobooks but don't think listening to one is equivalent to "reading a book". Equating the 2 is some real dumbing down of america shit in my opinion.
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Can we please do something interesting and creative with our public domain properties and not this gross vulgar horror porn shit?
Betty Boop gets her own horror movie with BOOP. "A team of horror podcast investigators breaks into an abandoned theater to discover the hauntings of the starlet once known as Boop. A simple investigation turns into a horrific blood bath."
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Shoutout to all the leftoids who said "So you had to miss a few haircuts, get over it chud," enjoy living in a world run by mental toddlers for the next 50 years because every kid was reared on Discord grooming cults and AI brainrot during critical stages of development.
“This deterioration coincided with the COVID-19 pandemic and its effects on education, the elimination of standardized testing, grade inflation, and the expansion of admissions from under-resourced high schools.”
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If it looks like it'll be down for a while then I'll get into amateur radio and post verbally; I'll also be driving around the country and setting up some dead drop locations for notes and letters. I am available on the astral plane as well.
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If this storm happens to knock out the internet, I just want to say to my mutuals that I love you all very much and I'll be back to posting without missing a beat whenever the grid comes back online, no need to worry about that.
🚨 RED ALERT: EARTH’S FORCE FIELD UNDER ATTACK! 🚨 Stop scrolling—this is not a movie plot. Right now, our planet is being bombarded by a massive wave of solar energy. Earth’s magnetic shield—our invisible force field—is under intense pressure from a G4 “Severe” Geomagnetic
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One of the more unusual paranormal stories I've seen lately, buried in the comments of a reddit thread. This guy says he and his family have been dreaming of the same strange house for years, and he thinks he's figured out that it's a famous mansion.
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Not loving the giant syringes here.
Economist's "World Ahead in 2026" features quite a bit. I notice it has several of the robot dogs on patrol. If you notice anything strange add it.
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This shit is so much fun, new thing to do obsessively every night just dropped:
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Not to toot my own horn or anything but I seem to be crushing it at the "dowsing" psychic test from the Institute of Noetic Sciences. My head hurts a little after doing it. I look forward to being studied in a lab soon.
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