djeff, Warrior
@DbeckerDjeffrey
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djeff is performed in front of a live studio audience
Salt Lake City, UT
Joined October 2017
JERRY: You were what? GEORGE: Oneshotted, Jerry. I was oneshotted
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The first dealer to make ecstacy pills of the shooter is making millions
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I just saw 5 posts from Elon Musk in a row. The rest of the feed also feels recognizably worse today. More garbage and paid content than normal. They must have updated the algorithm again.
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Thinking of getting a vasectomy so I don't get all these twinks pregnant
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Told the Mexican chefs at my work that one of the waiters voted for Trump and they won't make him food anymore
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It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them. While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change. And they’re right.
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You guys know I can't talk to girls without my cursed amulet
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If a girl ever tried choking me in bed I think I'd pull a bart
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Girl at my work who refuses to use call people "they" pronouns because it's apparently bad grammer just said she doesn't consider Andre 3000 a rapper
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Welcome to the gooncave California....you can goon any time you like, but you can't ever cum
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White boy tried to make the news, but he didn't do enough
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"I have really bad depression so I don't want to have kids and pass it to them" Wow didn't realize I was talking to a eugenicsist
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A true friend is always trying to trick you into believing the most stupid things imaginable
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Missed Connection You: Gorgeous beautiful amazing, probably a lesbian Me: your waiter who tripped an spilled water on himself Anyway if you like boys hit me up
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me: ah man I gotta take a leak brb guys the nefarious pee guzzling swine in the urinal looking up at me:
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I think its funny that the illuminati conspiracy people always point to the symbolism of the 1 dollar bill. Are you that broke? Can't tell me about 50's or 100's???
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