worst day of my fucking life

FUN FACT: Bowser protected the First Amendment until Mario frees peach, that’s why it’s called Free speach 📚🧠.

What do you want to know?.

my name is Happy, and this next part might surprise you, i’m actually really fucking pissed off.

RT @midsmoker34: Travis — Some days it’s not going to be easy. Some days you’re gonna wanna quit. Some days you’re gonna wonder how you eve….

turning my opp to soup. congratulations you’re my little carrot man now, you’ll taste delicious in my bread bowl little carrot man.

RT @mr_certainly: Oh little Caesar’s is shit? It barely tastes like food? Then how did they become the official pizza sponsor of the nfl? I….

G.I. Joe action fingers.

RT @NotJosephGarcia: Owning a dog really puts into perspective how unorthodox Brian’s relationship with Peter and the rest of the Griffin f….

when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

wearing a t shirt that says My Wife’s A Gamer and there’s a controller on it… holy fuck i just gave myself chills.

RT @VeinRichard: Be careful from the very start, agent. His greetings are powerful. They call him Mr. Hello.

co2 leaking out of the oven at work

reddit podcast burger.

RT @ok_but_still: everyone on this site is 10-100X smarter than me and i fucking hate it

she got 6 legs and a thorax that just won’t quit.

i have $11 to my name should i buy jelly roll prayer candle or labubu sticker beans?

did u know if u take a vyvanse you can brush your top teeth with ur bottom teeth.

RT @burialfetish: pulling over to let the ambulance go by abandoning my car and living in the forest for a year.

[girl best friend] omfg i wish i could just date someone like you 🙄. [inconsiderate boyfriend] valentine’s day is just for corporations make more money😐. [prank call robbery] are your pockets running? they’re about to be🔫🤣.

she swallowed so many kids whole squad started calling her Krampus.