David Woodland
@DavidWoodlander
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@michaelmalice 55% of my diet consisted of peanut butter and mayo sandwiches (it rocks btw)
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Hoping everyone has an extraordinarily chill Friday that bleeds into a low-key Saturday charged with subtle erotic energy.
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I heard trumps gonna declassify all the files on how gay you are
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Heās not going to fix his back eating at McDonalds #luigimagione
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ELON MUSK PUT NEURALINK IN DONALD TRUMP'S BRAIN N IS REMOTELY CONTROLLING HIM VIA STARLINK
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Important!
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šØBREAKING: CDC Announces Massive Outbreak Of Updog Beginning To Spread
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-There will be no inflation -inflation is transitory -inflation is good for you -inflation only hurts the rich -inflation is consumersā fault -inflation is greedy bizās fault -I will cap prices!! -breadlines are a great way to meet your neighbors!
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The Olympics went this hard bc saying āfagā has been making a strong comeback. Oh what a delicate balance we live.
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Kamala Harris is the Netflix adaptation of a president.
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JOEY JUST GOT CONFUSED N THOUGHT HE HAD 2 WRESTLE HULK HOGAN 2 B PRESIDENT THAT'S THE ONLY REASON HE BACKED OUT
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Traded the van for it, straight up! I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.
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