Voltron
@DaveTheStuntman
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Uh, hi. Uh, my name is Dave, and uh... I like to party.
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@KevinnVillela
She liked the message. Can only assume that she became attracted to me after I was an asshole
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@DDirtstar
@reggiecartahh
@chaoticbubbless
@Mr__UziSquirt
@OnePumpChump695
always a great day when you’re son has a bigger dick than you. go off king, you deserve it<3
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Hi! Okay sorry it has been a wild day!
I would love to just be friends! I think you are great and genuinely wish you the best!
I just have A LOT going on right now and seriously loved meeting you!
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how bout multi millionaires
8 inches and thick
how bout talented
how bout loving and respectful
21 years faithful
my daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago
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she was faster than me at 12
and i run a 6 minute mile
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@DDirtstar
@br0ke_whore
What’s this hear about someone being horny? I like where this conversation is headed.
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@DDirtstar
I fucking love that you got the balls in there. Real power move. Time to mount that thing in your living room
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@DreamerDK56
@ParsonBrown6
@Jon_Luken
@PGATUOR
Believe it or not dean these aren’t your average golfers going out and playing at an average community course. I know that’s shocking to you
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@DDirtstar
@chaoticbubbless
Throw a norville tit in there too and I’m gonna have to call it a night…
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You could do this with humans if you left containers of vape outside
This woman leaves a container of water outside for wild animals. Animals drink from it & bear cubs even play in it.
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I got a wyd snapchat of her thighs at 11:30 and she was actually just wondering what I was doing
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Yeah I’m sure the two teams QBs would be DYING to get a victory and secure their team the best quarterback in the draft…
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Ladies and gentlemen…. My most prized possession. $200 professional ping pong paddle. Two sides of the paddle were made differently (one for speed and one for spin) Awaiting the day for a worthy opponent
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You bet your ass I’d give it the ol sniff test if I was on the cleanup crew
Didn't even think about all the rogue dildos that tornado whipped around
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Handjobs after I haven’t cranked it for a while
Jennette McCurdy celebrates her book, ‘I'm Glad My Mom Died,’ being on the New York Times Best Seller list for 80 weeks.
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@TheRealDA_Lee
@PHILLYEAGLEZ52
It’s a lot better than losing to a 7 seed that wouldn’t have even been in playoffs years ago, AT HOME lmao. Your qbs only playoffs wins were vs the 10-6 Seahawks where dak threw for 1 TD and 1 INT 220 yds, and the 8-9 bucs LMFAO shut that dicksucker up
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Hank Hill has officially been retired. From this moment on, I am Voltron.
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It’s a great day to go chill at Nebraska Furniture Mart and pick up milfs
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I’m not gay but if you dipped your dick in Cheeto dust, I’d have a very tough decision to make
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If I was a girl I’d be sending out ass pics every day (I do anyways)
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@DDirtstar
@velmafanpage
I shared a bathroom with 3 dudes (my best friends in college) I creamed all over that bathroom every single day the entire year. Staff brought in a UV light the year after and said it was the most disgusting crime scene they’ve ever seen and had to call the cleaning lady. Do it
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Just saw a kid on a bike with his *supposed* gf on the pegs. The world is healing
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@brackinmybrackk
Trust me, used the line on over 260 hinge matches. She was in fact not flirting back
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@velmafanpage
@DDirtstar
Dirtstar and Norville will make out as the clock strikes midnight
#Nostradamus
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@DDirtstar
With a good women’s razor it takes me about 1-2 minutes. Can literally just go at whatever speed I want and it never slices me
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@BennyHootss
@ssjergio
@CodifyBaseball
A roll over is ideal in this situation🤣 all he has to do is pull the baseball
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Still thinking about
@DDirtstar
cock so new idea…. We pass it around to a new person every week and we have to log our experiences in a journal with pictures etc, Flat Stanley style (I want it last)
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@velmafanpage
Are you sure? “I don’t need a hand to hold, even when the night is cold, I got that fiya in my soulll”
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@ballandoats6d9
@mikeybigD
@JeremyO_Johnson
The last national championship that wasn’t decided by 2 scores was in 2017 lol. Even if you take out georgia vs tcu, from 2018-now, the average margin of victory was 22 points so you’re not making the point you thought you were
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@chaoticbubbless
You wouldn’t regret a night out with Hank. Check yelp, I’ve got some amazing reviews
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Dear lord, please watch over norville and help him have as much sex as possible this week. Amen
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Twitter locked me out until I deleted the tweet. Looks like there’s more than just 1 bitch out there
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I have decided if I were to be sterile in my lifetime,
@disc0fanpage
will be my
#1
choice to be a sperm donor to my wife. Impeccable genes, and a face I could love forever. (And yes I would let him get my wife pregnant the old fashioned way)
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if all of
@DDirtstar
followers donated him $1 he could have like 4 years of Hinge+ and finally find love
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Just met a guy at the driving range that knew of Voltron. My life goal is complete
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Saying “norville get back in the car!”
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@giantsalix
@markus1335
@HimmyCarter_
@MySportsUpdate
@JPFinlayNBCS
Held the giants to 14 points but yes it’s the defenses fault
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@chaoticbubbless
@disc0princessss
@chase1east
@NotChasewest
@thedoublegemini
@slenderbenderer
@tussi4prez
I can’t wait til next Wednesday
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@DDirtstar
@velmafanpage
can we please recreate this
These girls got a ton of hate after going viral. What do you think of them?
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