UNCLE RAS D'ARTTE
@Dartte__45
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Retired BANKER Big heart Super friendlyfertile imaginationDARK HUMOUR. It's not your fault, I'M AN ACQUIRED TASTE, now, crawl back to whence you came. HATER!
In Your head RENT-FREE
Joined October 2025
Wemby, Lumu ojakweloga walahi
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Found love in a hopeless place - Riri
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Kale. Assuming you didn't know, then there's only one course of action: restore the journalists’ access if you truly value accountability.
The Deputy Speaker of Parliament Thomas Tayebwa has said that he is shocked to learn that @ntvuganda journalists alongside other reporters from the Nation Media Group accredited to cover Parliament were blocked from accessing Parliament today (Tuesday 28th October, 2025) morning.
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He’s better at adding extra people in relationships than adding sense to conversations. ❤️❤️
Gambling is the only addiction that rewards you for losing. The reason why people get more hooked on gambling is that they are losing. You get a higher dopamine hit when you lose - @PyeparFaisal
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Guys can hate
@Ssempijjastanle In 2014,exams leaked, people got 20 in 20 even those from village schools..you got 18 from a school well known for copying exams and you are happy.. Thats how you look for votes.. Drop outs of makindye don't need to know how you performed sir.shpw ability not marks🥱
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I hesitated to respond partly because I am a fervent believer in unorthodox views. As a product of Budo, it helps to shed some light. King's College Budo, now 120 years, is a church founded school.The church and @BugandaKingdom_ (landlord) are key to its founding. It's big in IT!
Question; Does Buddo already have; A State of the art Digital Library with AI study assistants? An Exceptionally gifted Students’ scholarship fund? Schools in th UK have done similar fundraisings to create MakerSpaces equipped with 3D printers, coding programs, and circuit
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This is why you need to kasigiri or cohabit with that man for a bit of time before marriage, guys are leaving skid marks in their bokus and asking their wives to wash. 😂😂😂
This, is among other reasons, why divorce proceedings should be in chambers and reportable in pseudo-names. 😂😂😂
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This shouldn't even be funny 😂😂😂😂😂
Single mothers are the heroes of the world Men, together, we can make more heroes
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I have just heard about waxing stories and I want tell u the kind of Infections I have witnessed as a medic that's the hardest job one can do 😂
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Cafesserie cake.. Now craving
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When you can hear your bros subaru from 1km away and you know you might wake up in Kigali with 1 shoe
i’m convinced that men get butterflies when their homeboys pull up
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Check clubs with most Epl goals all time,if Man United isn't leading I will leave Twitter for good
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They're buying direct from China, from the same factory the Paris guys buy from before their location mark up.
Not to be mean but I bought original sambas last year in Paris for like €80 that’s like UGX 320k How are you getting your original Sambas and managing to sell them for 150k? Who is your plug?? Because I also want that plug
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The only way to minimize banking charges now is to ask the employers to pay us cash , otherwise monthly leger fees, ATM withdrawals, bank to mobile transactions will eat up aka easy 30k while you watch.
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Then start wearing it
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Pesh & Nakayiza have been going neck to neck since morning. 😂😂😂😂
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Bumping into a baby mama in one of Kampala’s restaurants, the same one who denied you access to your child, claiming she lives in Canada with the kid, is a chaotic scene! 🙌🏼🤣
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Maresca's team selection will ultimately get his ass fired, his performance is the same as Lampard's so far and people wanted Lampard's head for it. If he doesn't release Estevao & Pedro to start games & stop rotating defenders, midfield should have Caicedo & Enzo.
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