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Big things start small | An iPhone for every Ugandan🇺🇬 @sagebuyer | Licensed Pharmacist @minofhealthug
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One comment with O likes will win this iPhone 13 🎅
Winner shall be chosen in 24hrs.
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Being a business man, I know what a loss feels like.
This young kid tripped and broke all his eggs so I had to compensate him.
Just look at what it means to him 😁
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While y’all were having fun with AG Baby, I was having time with my baby in Zanzibar 🌊😍
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Internship Day 1 🩺💊💉
The only iPhone 13 user in Mityana has arrived 😂
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I thank the Lord that put me in position to make some people’s dreams come true.
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I am the captain of the boat but she’s the captain of my heart ❤️
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Nolonger the richest 25 year old; I am now the richest 26 year old.
Happy birthday to me! 🍾🎂
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The smartest Pharmacist in Mityana has reported for duty 👨⚕️😎
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Weekends may be short but they feel longer when you spend them with the right people 😍
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Someone said that I borrowed Martha Kay’s Range Rover, mujooga 😂
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Not to brag, but I am pretty sure that my weekend was better than yours 🥰😍
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When I am not trying to make sure every Ugandan can get an iPhone, I am spending time with my babygal 😍
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Growing up, I always told myself that the first time I fly out of Africa will have to be in business class and I did just that.
So proud of myself 😍
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Someone help me locate this kid 😂
He deserves a new phone so that he can give us more content.
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My ex was being ferried around Kampala in a garbage truck you guys.
some things just fit
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This sugar daddy vs boyfriend trend has taught me one thing.
-There are two types of women; prostitutes and prostitutes too lazy to stand at the side of the road
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A random picture of me chilling with the biggest artist in Uganda right now.
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What was supposed to be an inspiring gesture ended up as a con 😂
Today, I narrated my experience with “the egg boy” on
@ntvuganda
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I never imagined my business would go global, but here I am, being interviewed by an International News Channel 🎥😀
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A man who drives his father’s car is not entitled to speak in a council of men who own bicycles
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Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.
Happy Valentine's week to my girl ❤️
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Kampala guys we need a meeting to discuss whose girl is whose. We can sit down maybe at Nambole stadium and have slide show of girls on a big screen.
when your girl friends picture pops up on the screen you raise your hand, if two niggas raise their hands for the same girl
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Support your friend’s business whenever you can.🤝
Thank you
@PirateMulwana
for the delivery 🙏🏾
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Taking a week off work to celebrate Valentine's Day is a luxury only the truly devoted can afford.
Happy Valentine's week to my girl ❤️
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I started Sage Buyers to make sure that every Ugandan is able to own an Apple Product on his/her own terms.
On Monday, I’ll be announcing a new partnership that shall allow our clients to get Apple products from us and pay within a period of 12 months. 📲💻😊
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One day I’ll tell my story of how I built a billion-dollar company from a tweet.
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Got new stock the other day and
@lynda_ddane
called me to make her iPhone 13 Pro Max purchase today.
I love this girl! 🤩
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After some hard work, you have got to show off your partners ass 😁
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One hour after this, my dad got a heart attack and passed on immediately.
What a year! 😥
I don’t think there’s a year that has squeezed me more than 2022.
Financially, physically and mentally
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Whoever is reading this tweet will be wealthy healthy and successful this year.
May God bless you abundantly
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I’m feeling abit generous tonight, who wants a free iPhone ? 📲🙋♂️
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I really cannot wait to start working with this intelligent lady 😃
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Stepping into the new year with nothing but money on my mind 💰
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@SheilahGashumba
the two(1080p) that I bought for myself can buy 6 of those. keep quiet 🤫
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Me playing with my iPhones after a long stint in Mityana.
I missed these babies 😍☺️
Anyway, feeling generous, who wants a free Brand New iPhone 13 pro Max ? 📲
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Jokes aside, is there any self made 25 year old in kampala with more assets than me ?
I’m not talking about these kids whose parents embezzle millions of gov’t funds to give them a head start.
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All my life, Giving up has never been an option.
I am happy to announce that I finally aced my Pharmacy Pre internship Exams after 4 attempts!!
It is now time for me to celebrate!!🍾🥂😊
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Earlier this week I closed a 300k USD deal for my company,
How was your week ?
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I know you guys were tired of hearing me say richest 23 year old, well I won't be saying that no more.
Happy 24th birthday to me 🎉🎂😍
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I knew i had matured when i spent 30 consecutive nights at Speke Apartments and I didn’t tweet about it
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Forget Will Smith and Chris rock; I think my outfit slapped 🔥
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Dear people of the internet, yesterday I made a childish reply to the UOT President’s reply to my tweet which I recognized as a joke.
I am terribly sorry for my reply and Mr
@AKasingye
I have at most respect for you and I am sorry.
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The iPhone 14s are in!
I don’t care how you pay for it, just buy from Sage Buyers 😂
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I’m feeling so generous tonight. 😊
Who wants to win a free iPhone x ?
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Was worried that my boss would bounce me for wearing shorts today but then I remembered that I am the boss 😎😂
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If you went for the Fireboy concert and weren’t in the VVIP section, you’re poor.
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Not to brag but I’ve never been in a relationship where I approached the girl first.
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if you have less than 500m ugx on your savings accounts , you are poor
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Your man crush just got another accomplishment he possibly will never use 👨🏻🎓🙌🏼
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Being the richest 23 year old on UOT is seriously underrrated
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STAMPED AND SEALED!!
I just signed the biggest contract in my life thus far!
Can’t wait to make the announcement 😊🕺
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If You’re above 25 years and still bragging about your parent’s wealth,
You gotta check into a mental facility
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Internship Day 365 👨⚕️🩺
They said it would be a long year, but I blinked and now it’s over!
Thanks Mityana Hospital! 🙌🏽💊
Internship Day 1 🩺💊💉
The only iPhone 13 user in Mityana has arrived 😂
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Next time Canary tells you some shit about COVID, don't believe him, he is just following a script he doesn't believe
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When its this hot, you should be able to do more than just loosen your tie 🏊💻
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I pity guys who send transport money.
How do you even have sex with someone who can’t afford to come to your place ?
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My worst term in Budo was that only term I topped my class and they cancelled the academic assembly.
that thing still hurts me
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As a man, you need multiple streams of income and a girl that believes in you.
Just partnered with my girl on this one.
@TheNgatoStoreUg
cannot wait to take your orders 😃😃
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If someone fails to HELP you, you’re not entitled to spoil his name.
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Dear Twitter girls, stop giving your legs to everyone that slides into your dmz simply because he has more followers.
Please don’t do that mistake!
Not even me.
Actually the last one isn’t true, you can give me if you really want to.
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