My 40th Anniversary Tour RAISE THE OOF is now on sale! For dates visit https://t.co/7gOLQtkNER

Fans of the motion picture ‘Father Earth’ may remember a dressing room radiator poking out above the desk. I’m disheartened to see Harrogate Theatre has now decided to conceal the ‘poking out’ radiator – a foolish decision, in my view. What do YOU think, followers?

Lovely to be back at the beautiful Harrogate Theatre. I wonder if after tonight my advertising contract with Yorkshire Tea will be renewed ?? 🙏

Dear “people of the world” I have two tickets for the SOLD OUT @otsfestival Graham Fellows show on Friday 10th October Firth Hall . @johnshuttlewrth if you could retweet for Graham that would be grand. Face value is £14 E- tickets . As they are for Yorkshire

My merch seller Luke (he used to be in a Nirvana Tribute band - oof fantastic!) setting up the merch for tonight’s show at the Nottingham Playhouse. Note the plaster on his finger - covering an injury sustained while playing a blinking Nirvana song!

Just been to the @johnshuttlewrth show at the @RedgraveTheatre . Proper rock'n'roll with a glitter ball and party poppers. I got a souvenir! But he grabbed the banana skin back off me.

Well, followers.. it’s time to load up the Austin Ambassador with travel mints - and my keyboard - and head off to begin the Autumn leg of my 40th Anniversary tour ‘Raise the Oof!’ All dates are here, folks: https://t.co/7gOLQtllup

Oof, I’m about to be on BBC Leicester to promote my forthcoming booking @NottmPlayhouse Saturday October 4th. Feel free to tune in. Just a few tickets left. Bag ‘em now!

I’m coming to the Nottingham Playhouse on Saturday October 4th, and Stuart Piper’s shot me another mini promo for £8.50. Take a peek! https://t.co/w8gPDXZv6b via @YouTube

And yet once the house lights came up, it looked more like a medieval banqueting hall than a theatre. Thanks Edinburgh and to all working at Pleasance One. I’m back on the road in the Autumn - see you then!

Thank you to everyone who came to see my show in Edinburgh. Today was the last show - just look at all those ‘Hawaii 50’ mobile phones that should have been switched off!

Super to bump into ‘Mr Fringe’ Christopher Richardson - at the Pleasance in Edinburgh. I’m here for John Shuttleworth - Pleasance Upstairs today (a venue I last played in 92 with Guide to Stardom) Then Pleasance One from tomorrow til Friday 15th at 4 pm. https://t.co/uuP7CrcRqr

Oof, I’ve booked the Y Reg in for a service - it’s got to get me to Edinburgh for my brief Fringe run of dates at the Pleasance. Details below in my cleverly revised tour poster with contemporary quotes! Or just click here for tickets.. https://t.co/6mc42Tt9GI

Oof Barbara, lovely to see you too, and it’s very clever how you’ve dyed your hair the same colour as my sweater!

Will this suffice for now? # thanks Brett!

I’m at Tramlines (formerly known as the Sheffield Show) in Hillsborough Park. No Police Dog Display, sadly, but I look forward to a ride on the ‘Host Train’ presumably driven by Jarvis Cocker who has kindly invited me to perform. I’m on at 1.30pm - oof, a bit early, even for me!

What, not ‘Dandelion and Burdock’, Lee?

I should have posted this a week ago, apologies. An in-depth interview with LBC’s James O’Brien. At times I felt like I was talking to a shrink, but I guess that’s all part of James’s inimitable probing style. Warning: contains moderately amusing moments! https://t.co/y46EcebTM2

Oof, Ken’s just told me I have a week of afternoon shows in Edinburgh 11-15 Aug. A preview at the Pleasance Upstairs and then four shows in Pleasance One. Here’s the ticket link, folks! https://t.co/evu1Lji87w https://t.co/6mc42TtHwg

‘I Can’t Go Back to Savoury’ as you’ve never heard it before! DJ Shaun Keaveny displays a superb command of vibrato (despite his unkempt appearance, and keeping his eyes closed which seems a bit rude.) Instead, Shaun should be eyeballing the camera lens and gesticulating wildly!

Tony Hatch is 86 today - happy birthday, Tone! Having said that-did you really have to crucify Ken when he came last on New Faces in ‘73?