Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child
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It's me! The Dapper Gamelord! Retweets = Endorphins. Mentions are a pro-gamelord zone only. Owner of Pokemon Wearing Sports Paraphernalia (@JaysToucannon)
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Joined October 2012
just unblocked brandon wardell after having had him blocked for over 10 years. thats right. im willing to bury the hatchet
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i mentioned on tumblr that i felt old because someone called currents by tame impala a "classic" album and someone commented "well it depends. for example classic FNAF fansongs are a lot newer than classic Stark Trek fanfiction". come on now dont say some shit like that to me
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occasionally when i read old comic books i come upon characters talking about "winning the kewpie doll" and it tickles me so much in its absurdity that i never bothered to look it up
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(to the tune of teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song) eric adams crypto rugpull
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If I’m designing a house I’m mounting that TV at eye level and putting the fireplace above it. just chuck the logs up there
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I think that breakfast should honor traditional values, that lunch should be progressive, and that dinner should be transgressive, and many theorists agree
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Restaurants in Toronto are always called something like “Finally! A Proper British Pie and Mash Toronto”
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lets get ranked ballots for awards shows. who is with me
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on top of this video just being funn i have always really appreciated this guys tone. the gentle way he says "look"
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i just read 'frankenstein' and despite what people always say, the monster is actually named frankenstein and the doctor is named dr. phillips
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i am watching The Pitt. i feel like it is honestly like maybe too sad lmao
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It is completely insane that Thelonious Monk was named Thelonious Monk, but his middle name was literally “Sphere” ???? Thelonious Sphere Monk???
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Deltarune Weird Route
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i appreciate that every time this map gets posted many people take the opportunity to mention how stupid and misleading it is
Map of every battle since 2500 BC according to Wikipedia (10,624 battles)
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i was 12 and it came on the retro cartoon channel after The Real Ghostbusters and i was too lazy to change the channel
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im very honoured that they are doing a Snorks reboot. they must be doing it for me specifically since i am the only person in world history who has ever seen an episode of The Snorks
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🚨 NEW: The Government is working with Canada and Australia to launch a coordinated ban on X over Grok Ministers believe it will send a "powerful message" to Elon Musk if countries do it together [@Telegraph]
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Evil Jon Bois would be like “this is a chart, showing how evil I am 📈”
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its amazing how clearly in my mind i can hear someone saying, in the cadence of someone answering a wheel of fortune puzzle, "BUILDING STEAM WITH A GRAIN OF SALT"
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