Dan West
@Danwestcomedy
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Comedian, writer, former Space Jam enthusiast Somehow this has become a reality dating show account.
Atlanta, GA
Joined September 2009
Can someone let me know when @TouchTunes goes over to Bluesky? I want them to know how much I love them on all platforms.
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My neighbor is listening to Bobby Brown very loud, but according to the music, that’s his prerogative
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Nick Miller is an awful character and I don't understand how so many people like him.
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Having a real dilemma here. I'm watching a woman fight with her HOA, so normally I'd be on her side 100%. But the fight is because she put up christmas decorations too early, so now all I hope for is mutually assured destruction somehow.
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I know it's like bottom 5% of the terrible things they do, but it wasn't at all surprising when the guy at karaoke who started chanting about trump also didn't wash his hands in the bathroom.
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so unfortunately smoking cigarettes does make you look really cool. especially if you’re a girl. it really sucks about the whole cancer part because it truly looks phenomenally sick
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McGowan: I think it's weird that we're asking Kamala to answer for what Joe Biden said, but we're not asking Trump to answer for what Trump says..
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Wild how discourse changes by platform. Threads is a lot of current and former comedians talking about how Kill Tony is bad for the medium of comedy, and Twitter is a bunch of Nazis saying if we don't laugh at racism then we hate freedom.
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I love that when Tony gets accused of pandering to some of the worst people in the world, a bunch of the worst people in the world get offended and show up to tell you how wrong you are.
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Guys, I don't think letting this crew take power again is going to help Palestine
Rudy Giuliani: “The Palestinians are taught to kill us at two years old. They won’t let a Palestinian in Jordan.. in Egypt. And Harris wants to bring them to you. “They may have good people. I’m sorry, I don’t take a risk with people that are taught to kill Americans at two.”
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general note to everyone on social media, you’re MORE than welcome to make other comedians famous, and because you LIKE them. We’re here, have at it.
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It's the right of the billionaire newspaper owners not to endorse a candidate, but they probably should have made that call before all the "he admires Hitler" stories started coming out.
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@cathydee33 The press accepted an answer that his ear grew back. We may as well not have a press if that's what they're going to do.
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Anxiety is wild because I'm paying someone to come clean my house next week, and here I am cleaning so they don't think I'm nasty.
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Hillary Clinton called MAGA a “basket of deplorables” at a fundraiser and the media had a meltdown for years. Donald Trump calls VP Kamala Harris “a ret@rd” at a fundraiser and the media is relatively silent. Shameful.
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I sat down by the musician and he immediately started playing Matchbox 20. Someone find me some traffic to jump into.
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Someone should ask Vance if Kamala Harris has the right to vote against certifying the election results if she doesn't win.
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Still wild to me that Nick Miller is such a possible character. Dude is the worst.
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I'm gonna be real: I don't like Jill Stein. I wouldn't vote for her even if she had a chance. She raised millions for a recount she never did. She's cozy with Putin and handwaves Russian imperialism. She's defended the Assad regime. She's not a good person, y'all.
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