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Danny Zuker

@DannyZuker

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Exec Producer on ABC's Modern Family. So many flops. Check out my podcast https://t.co/zp3qqRUeDS

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
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I'm constantly amazed at how different my twin daughters are. Lisa is so much more positive & confident than her sister Hog Face.
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RT @Tim_Walz: I, for one, am shocked.
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RT @donoldduck: hey guys.
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Aww, I'm afraid this time you're gonna have to do better than lazy racism to distract us from your Epstein cover up. In fact many people are saying this post makes u seem even guiltier. Today a big guy, tears running down his face says to me, "Sir, I think Trump had him killed."
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RT @gtconway3d: the funny part is about 40 seconds in … but worth the wait.
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RT @JoshMalina: Fuck Bill Clinton if he’s in the Epstein files. See, MAGAts? This isn’t hard.
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RT @Mikel_Jollett: So the big pedo ring run by powerful elites Republicans have been screaming about for a decade is real and they elected….
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RT @pattonoswalt: Roundabout way to say he’s definitely on the Epstein list.
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RT @atrupar: DONAKD J. TRUMP
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I bet you could buy a whole bunch of dolls and pencils with what we're paying for Trump's tiny dick parade. #TinydickParade #nokings.
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2 months
Look, I don't want to micromanage your regrets but I might have pushed this one down the list just behind gutting USAID and firing tens of thousands of government workers just to pay for your tax cut. Oh and also being a shit father. Oooh and the Cyber truck.
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I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.
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RT @madrid_mike: Call in the Marines!.
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How's everybody holding up in the aftermath of the Jake Tapper book release?.
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Man who somehow lost money owning a casino hires prosecutor who somehow couldn't convict Robert Durst.
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May the 4th of May be with you!.
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RT @tedlieu: OMG.
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RT @ProjectLincoln: Elon is in charge of X, and it’s crashing. He’s in charge of Tesla, and the stock is plummeting. He’s in charge of Sp….
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Does this Adrian Brody speech have an intermission?.
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