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Danny Zuker

@DannyZuker

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Exec Producer on ABC's Modern Family. So many flops. Check out my podcast https://t.co/zp3qqRUeDS

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
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@DannyZuker
Danny Zuker
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I'm constantly amazed at how different my twin daughters are. Lisa is so much more positive & confident than her sister Hog Face.
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Yes! We need to teach our children that sex should only be between a man and the dozens of women he pays to artificially inseminate.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Netflix is deliberately choosing to pay people to create sexualized content for children. Freedom of speech should be respected, but this is PAID speech. Netflix is going out of their way and reaching into their wallet to push this.
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@anylaurie16
Laurie Kilmartin
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Just got an insane offer to perform at the Mar-A-Lago Comedy Festival for the Trump family. I can joke about whatever I want except Donald Trump.
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@DannyZuker
Danny Zuker
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In addition to the Amelia Earhart files, Trump orders declassification of all records pertaining to The Lindbergh Baby, The Teapot Dome Scandal and everything the gov't knew about who shot JR? #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #NiceTry
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@Restore_NJ
Restore New Jersey
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MODERATOR: Are you willing to commit to NOT raise the sales tax? MIKIE SHERRILL: I'm not going to commit to anything right now. On Nov. 4, vote NO on Mikie Sherrill. ❌
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@AlexEdelman
Alex Edelman
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@AlexEdelman
Alex Edelman
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Republicans are free to draw whatever fake-ass equivalence they like, but the fact a comedian can’t say something in his monologue without the government coming after him for it? That’s censorship I can’t find anywhere else in the 21st century.
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@AlexEdelman
Alex Edelman
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This is the actual cancel culture everyone claims to hate so much.
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The station group is seeking FCC approval of a major merger.
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Disgusting that the people with the most FU money are the quickest to capitulate, but we don't have to. Cancel Disney plus. Boycott ABC advertisers. Do it now! Show these cowardly companies that we are a much bigger threat to their bottom line than Epstein's bff.
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Danny Zuker
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Dear @calm, Please add "Trump being booed at the US open" to your catalogue of soothing sounds. Thank you. #OrangeNoise
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Danny Zuker
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Lot's of speculation that Trump's had a series of mini-strokes which would answer A LOT of questions, like "Why is he slurring?" Consistent with mini-strokes. "Why can't he walk straight?" Mini-strokes. "How have sex workers described the act of giving Trump an HJ...?"
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@thesavvypundit
The Savvy Pundit
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Danny Zuker
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Apropos of nothing, is there a back up host for the Kennedy Center Honors?
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@donwinslow
Don Winslow
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FYI...
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@WajahatAli
Wajahat Ali
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Why Isn't Donald Trump's Declining Health Being Covered by Corporate Media? Where are the op-eds & news programs calling for Trump's resignation due to his declining health, impaired abilities, & march towards fascism? Oh, yeah, "both sides" corporate journalism.
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Video shot earlier today shows Trump looking healthy and happy. Nice try Lame Stream Media!
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Danny Zuker
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Look, I'm no fan of Trump. He can be a real stinker, but the man's health is failing. And not to get up on soapbox, but I think we owe him the same kind of compassion and respect in his time of suffering that he's famously always shown to others.
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Trump hasn't been seen in three days. Time to play...
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Danny Zuker
2 months
Cracker Pedos. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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@NotAvgLiberal
Not Your Average Liberal
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Hey MAGA, Am I doing this right?
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