Little tip for those of you thinking about making kombucha at home: If you neglect to release the accumulating CO2 by even just a few hours, the entire bottle will explode like it's a fuckin hipster IED

holy shit jd vance killed him

Happy Confederates Lost The War Day!

cops don't stop school shootings, they perform them

in america, if you don't say you love israel - either the police will beat you directly, or they'll wait around and watch as fascists gangs do it on the behalf of the state!

As I reported on @ESPN1000 just now… the shooting at Guaranteed Rate Field during a #WhiteSox game was indeed an accidental discharge by one of the women “grazed” by the bullet. She reportedly snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat.

Where were you when I rhymed Mansion with Wiscansin?

buying cool clothes that don't fit and i never wear is literally how i care for my mental health

I was on tour in Chicago this weekend and told 5,000 people not to vote for Vallas bc you can’t trust a Greek man in a position of power not to embezzle and sexually harass his female subordinates, so I feel personally responsible for this result

couldn’t figure out who she reminded me of all these years then it clicked

On the 6th day of Soxmas… RETWEET for a chance to win an autographed Tim Anderson bat.

Milwaukee, 1940s & 2020

im built different (badly)

I didn’t known I had a favorite Chicago restaurant Twitter account.

The next time you're incline to believe anything that any police officer says ever, ESPECIALLY press releases or social media posts, remember:

Happy Labor Day. here is how to unionize a workforce in 4 steps

https://t.co/vEGZGdY3Ez