PolarJohan
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Nasty cat blanket enthusiast. Biathlon is Best. Polarjohan on many other places. 🇵🇸🇺🇦
Minneapolis, Canada
Joined April 2020
At 7 PM, a main hatchway caved in, he said "Fellas, it's been good to know ya".
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"Ok, Mr. New CEO, What should our new business model?"."You know how Dunkin Donuts has shitty garbage donuts that are completely outclassed by even gas station donuts, even though donuts is supposed to be like their whole big thing and it's in their name?".
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Like, were my standards lower 10 years ago or has Buffalo Wild Wings just absolutely tanked in quality? I remember their wings being at least decent, decided to get them tonight for the first time in 5 years and they were garbage. I can get better wings at Dominos.
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Also, trunk or treating is actually a fantastic option for many families with parents and/or children with disabilities.
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Are there neighborhoods out there that outlawed regular trick or treating after people started doing trunk or treat events or something? There's still tons of kids doing regular trick or treating where I live, there were tons of kids at the trunk or treating event too.
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This is always so silly, as if it's an "either or" thing. My neighborhood had trunk or treat events and they had kids doing normal trick or treating on Halloween, I think most neighborhoods do. There's plenty of room for both.
Ok so you know the war on Christmas people?. I fear I am a war on Halloween person bc of trunk or treats. I’m vehemently opposed to them for communities that have houses close enough to walk between. I think it’s ruining America, and I’m kind of joking but also not at all joking.
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Thinking back to that time a police officer went to go talk to an elementary school class and asked them if they wanted to clean his car and a little 10YO boy said no thank you and the police officer tased him. Three day suspension.
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My FIL is a rural Minnesotan. It is difficult to get his attention during weather conversations because he's lost in wonder. We were talking about the '91 Blizzard & I asked him how Twin Cities folk remember it. I will never forget his answer. “They can't, they don't know how.".
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All of Indiana is the stinky putrid taint of America. Sorry to have to be the one to break it you.
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Rural Minnesotans talking to Twin Cities residents about the '91 Halloween Blizzard:
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It's true. No one in the Twin Cities ever talks about the '91 Blizzard, only Greater Minnesotans do that. It's because the city folk lost their brains to the Woke Mind Virus, they can't even remember it anymore. Sad.
@NortonMpls @Lukanen Huge snow storms, especially the '91 Halloween storm, are how regular people outside of the metro mark time and other events. Like how people near the Mississippi mark the exceptionally high crests. Normal people using real events that affect their lives. Get out of the cities.
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Because his supporters are either openly or secretly cruel horrible ghouls and putrid scum that loved him for this.
until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it
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10,000 piss clowns in the comments shrieking about how it's offensive he does the dishes since his wife stays home, staying home with a kid is a full time fucking job, once you're home you're both on equal footing, if you don't contribute to house work you're a shitty partner.
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30 minutes to do the dishes when you have a dishwasher? I do dinner clean up every day, takes 10-15 minutes for all the dishes and wiping everything down, that's with two kids that aren't babies.
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3 hours of commuting every weekday alone would be enough to make me wanna die, but to go through that to live in fucking INDIANA? Good gods. No wonder he seems to have a permanently blank expression.
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RT @jesawyer: oh wow I’m a mongol archer riding across the steppes and I decide to crack into my soft-boiled egg and it goops all over my c….
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The guy that literally stole money from poor people wants you to know that he is not a garbage human being.
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Not one single dude here wearing a PacSun t-shirt over a long-sleeve shirt with baggy cargo pants, a seashell/bead choker necklace and a scalp that is more LA Looks hair gel by volume than hair, this ain't 2003.
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Being absolutely gutted by nostalgia right now remembering the good ole days when I used to chill with my buds in the highschool hallway texting on my Discman.
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My partner, 2 weeks ago: "You're getting WAY too much candy, we won't POSSIBLY need that much.".Me, in the present, who bought two bags above what she insisted was way too much and broke into my own stash as well: "WELL NOW WE'RE OUT OF CANDY AND HAVE TO TURN OUT OUR LIGHTS".
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