Got my best Christmas present from my niece today.

Started playing @DateEverything with a goal of getting the love of every @CriticalRole cast member to love me. Ashley is just a strong mutual love. @LauraBaileyVO is a bit problematic but we still in love. Then @Marisha_Ray totally friend zoned me! #heartbroken

To the 13th we go. Wow! #ALDS

Finishing the first episode of @CriticalRole's new campaign and WOW did Ashley come in swinging a huge dick and just take it out and slap it on the table. WOW! She totally blew me away.

Help Me Win An Awesome Comic from CovrPrice!

Watching Ballerina. Am I crazy or does Ana De Armas look like @LauraBaileyVO?

See you on the other side Turdbutt.#RIPRoxy

So that was obviously Ashley singing at the end of last night's episode but I wonder if @TroyBakerVA was on guitar.

“We’re here to talk to you about our Lord & savior Godzilla”

Started watching Paradise on Hulu and the first episode is half way over and I already know who did the "Code Red"

I think the Yankees are playing on beginner mode today. Five home runs and two innings.

Critic Fans!!!! You keep telling me you want it back. I've been trying for years! Well, now, creator Al Jean is on board!!! If you want it back, we need your help! Please like this post and spread the word! So we can show the studio, how many people want it!

I have no idea how these two know Iron Maiden's The Trooper, but they absolutely nailed it!

catching up on Severance. Just watched episode 4 of season 2. Fuck John Tuturro is SO fucking good.

I bet @ConanOBrien made Daryl Strawberry cry with that line.

Not the Prince cover I would've chosen but ok.

Oh hell yeah! #GoBirds

Met @Todd_McFarlane yesterday. Asked him who he had today and he chose Philly. Then again he said he's never right. Looking pretty good so far Todd. #GoBirds

T-Mobile can not handle megacon and it's only Thursday.

This is Jupiter. He is the sleeping dog that every cartoon of a sleeping dog is based on. 13/10